NSFW Chad fails suicide via shotgun to the head. Ends up disfigured. Gets first face transplant.

[Deleted member 140]

He still fucking mogs me jfl

 

[Deleted member 14490]

looks like that one queer post malone or w/e

Kek he does. He mogs him though due to his face tattoos tbhtbh

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

Bacteria level iq. Heard of Tom Nicon?

So what ?

 

[Brunchies]

Being able to own his own house at 19 and still suiciding, just lol.

 

[GeneticDysfunction]

In 1917 some celibate dudes were morbidly disfigured because of a war they didn't choose to fight for, and then suffered an entire life as social outcast with holes in their head and missing fragments of skulls that were lost forever in the frontline mud. Meanwhile Chad was in the back enjoying his sexual life with the fighter's wives.

Nowaday celibate dudes rot here, and Chads who are not retarded keep enjoying life as usual. However, Chad can also chose to "commit suicide" because YOLO, and then get a rather decent face afterwards thanks to scientifical progress, his parents' money and talentuous surgeons.

Chad can never lose. Never.

LOOL I LOVE YOU GUYS

 

[Deleted member 1410]

wtf
I'm a sick bastard but I have limits you know?