lifeisfucked215
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So I live in a touristy beach city in Southern California. I've written some posts in the past about a Chad in my gym who drives a Prius and foids still love him (despite overhearing foids talk shit about dudes who drive a Prius many times).
Anyhow this Chad does surf lessons for his job. I don't think he makes much money. Doesn't matter bc he's Chad. I found a brochure for his gay ass company in a coffee shop and decided to look at the Yelp/Google reviews.
Literally 100% of the reviews are from Stacies and high tier beckies talking about how he's such a great surfer, such an awesome guy (he's actually a total douche), and so smart and knowledgeable about the ocean and surfing techniques. Yep, I'm sure him being super good looking and 6'5 has nothing to do with it.
A couple days ago I was sitting on a bench drinking my coffee looking out into the ocean. We have been getting lots of rain in Southern California so it makes for some awesome huge waves (very fun for surfing). I notice this Chad is out there by himself. I watch how he surfs and he actually really fucking sucks. He was barely able to catch any waves and would fall pretty quick if he did catch one. And he was just all in all boring to watch.
Foids are stupid as fuck and you can do anything and get away with it if you're Chad.
Anyhow this Chad does surf lessons for his job. I don't think he makes much money. Doesn't matter bc he's Chad. I found a brochure for his gay ass company in a coffee shop and decided to look at the Yelp/Google reviews.
Literally 100% of the reviews are from Stacies and high tier beckies talking about how he's such a great surfer, such an awesome guy (he's actually a total douche), and so smart and knowledgeable about the ocean and surfing techniques. Yep, I'm sure him being super good looking and 6'5 has nothing to do with it.
A couple days ago I was sitting on a bench drinking my coffee looking out into the ocean. We have been getting lots of rain in Southern California so it makes for some awesome huge waves (very fun for surfing). I notice this Chad is out there by himself. I watch how he surfs and he actually really fucking sucks. He was barely able to catch any waves and would fall pretty quick if he did catch one. And he was just all in all boring to watch.
Foids are stupid as fuck and you can do anything and get away with it if you're Chad.
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