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Theory Cats are not your friend. Attention all incels that think they want a cat, DON’T

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Cats are not friends, and I see too many of you coping and thinking your cat is a companion that makes you less lonely. That is false! Cats are animals that feel no desire for social interaction or affection.

Therefore that’s why your cat hates being around you and hates sitting with you. They are solipsistic creatures that care of nothing but themselves, and they feel nothing for you. They will literally eat your dead body if you die.

They are leeches that cost money in food and vet bills, plus they are a lot or work to maintain, and offer nothing in return. At least a dog is usually gonna want to be around you and be a protector but cats don’t do shit tbh
 
Therefore that’s why your cat hates being around you and hates sitting with you.
My cat loves being around me and loves sitting on my lap and purring while I'm on my computer.
seems like a skill issue to me
 
My cat loves being around me and loves sitting on my lap and purring while I'm on my computer.
seems like a skill issue to me
Lucky bastard. One of my old cats from over 10 years ago was like this. I thought all cats would be like this but I was dead wrong. Many modern cats suck and are simply low quality so nothing you do is reciprocated by them
 
Lucky bastard. One of my old cats from over 10 years ago was like this. I thought all cats would be like this but I was dead wrong. Many modern cats suck and are simply low quality so nothing you do is reciprocated by them
Opposite for me tbh. I grew up in a family that loves cats and all of them were loving and affectionate. Only one was aloof, and he was a stray.
 
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Opposite for me tbh. I grew up in a family that loves cats and all of them were loving and affectionate. Only one was aloof, and he was a stray.
Huh, mogs me. Also the cats I’m describing in this post were originally strays if that means anything.

I’ve had horrendous luck with pets after than first good cat. I’m thinking he was an ultra rare cat that was better than 99% of cats
 
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i don't own a cat, but sometimes when i pet the neighbour cats, they act nice and friendly to me.
other times, they get scared and run off
 
i don't own a cat, but sometimes when i pet the neighbour cats, they act nice and friendly to me.
other times, they get scared and run off
Cats act like foids. Unpredictable and irrational
 
Cats act like foids. Unpredictable and irrational
don't ever compare cats to foids, nigger.
one is a soft, cute, cuddly, ball of fluff and innocence, the other is a stupid, arrogant, hateful, selfish little whore.
 
Also the cats I’m describing in this post were originally strays if that means anything.
It does. Stray cats are almost always aloof and uninterested if not outright hostile. Kittens raised from the ground up tend to be far more affectionate.
 
don't ever compare cats to foids, nigger.
one is a soft, cute, cuddly, ball of fluff and innocence, the other is a stupid, arrogant, hateful, selfish little whore.
I will compare them because they are the same, at least morally. Think logically about it and don’t let the cat’s looks halo affect cloud your judgement.

Cats are generally unfriendly and so are foids
Cats are generally disloyal and so are foids
Cats are always starting problems over nothing and so are foids
Cats use you for food and shelter and think they don’t have to offer any companionship or affection in return (like a betabuxx)
Cats will often attack you and harm you for no reason and so do some abusive foids
And finally cats are unpredictable. They can be acting friendly and then turn on you in a split second (just like foids :feelskek:)

No matter how you look at it you will find there are absolutely no holes in this logic here
 
It does. Stray cats are almost always aloof and uninterested if not outright hostile. Kittens raised from the ground up tend to be far more affectionate.
Interesting, so again @Dr. Autismo cats are like foids in this way too :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:. Foids are nicer and more loving if you’re her first gf when she isn’t experienced as opposed to dating her when she is older and already had her fun from 10 different relationships in the past
 
I will compare them because they are the same, at least morally. Think logically about it and don’t let the cat’s looks halo affect cloud your judgement.

Cats are generally unfriendly and so are foids
Cats are generally disloyal and so are foids
Cats are always starting problems over nothing and so are foids
Cats use you for food and shelter and think they don’t have to offer any companionship or affection in return (like a betabuxx)
Cats will often attack you and harm you for no reason and so do some abusive foids
And finally cats are unpredictable. They can be acting friendly and then turn on you in a split second (just like foids :feelskek:)

No matter how you look at it you will find there are absolutely no holes in this logic here
None of these are applicable to cats lol
 
Interesting, so again @Dr. Autismo cats are like foids in this way too :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:. Foids are nicer and more loving if you’re her first gf when she isn’t experienced as opposed to dating her when she is older and already had her fun from 10 different relationships in the past
Not really, stray cats don't ride a proverbial cock carousel in regards to different owners, they're just used to living in the streets and aren't used to comfy living, so they're distrustful.
 
They are leeches that cost money in food and vet bills, plus they are a lot or work to maintain, and offer nothing in return. At least a dog is usually gonna want to be around you and be a protector but cats don’t do shit tbh
Agreed. Even though I don't like pets, too much extra work in general. :feelsugh:
 
 
Not really, stray cats don't ride a proverbial cock carousel in regards to different owners, they're just used to living in the streets and aren't used to comfy living, so they're distrustful.
If they don't trust me after 8 years living in my house I should kick the little shits out
 
Ok I will but you gotta make a funny insult against cat-kind first
No because I’ll include dogs as well. These funny penis having creatures of both sides shall get smashed by my big incel feet
 
U i know that cats r arrogant bitches if u feed them now after 1 hour they will totally forget who the fuck u r but they r kawaii man better then toilets by far
But who can say no to such magnificent creatures
 
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U i know that cats r arrogant bitches if u feed them now after 1 hour they will totally forget who the fuck u r but they r kawaii man better then toilets by fat
But who can say no to such magnificent creatures
Sry they are organic like foids
 
It's fun to strain out the turds from the sandbox
 
Dogs r meant for work and to protect its in there nature
But I prefer cats due to there small size and fluffy fur fuck man thats super kawaii
 
U i know that cats r arrogant bitches if u feed them now after 1 hour they will totally forget who the fuck u r but they r kawaii man better then toilets by fat
But who can say no to such magnificent creatures
I can say no
 
Cats like me and dogs will eat your face when you die as well.
 
And one other thing if we compared stray cats and dogs u will find that cats r fancy as fuck if they take a dump they will cover their shit
But stray dogs will not do that
 
I don't want pets because I'm lazy and don't want to take care of some furbag
 
I accidentally hit a cat tonight with my car. I kinda felt bad. It was flopping around violently in the middle of the street kind of like this before I hit it.

 
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Cats are not friends, and I see too many of you coping and thinking your cat is a companion that makes you less lonely. That is false! Cats are animals that feel no desire for social interaction or affection.

Therefore that’s why your cat hates being around you and hates sitting with you. They are solipsistic creatures that care of nothing but themselves, and they feel nothing for you. They will literally eat your dead body if you die.

They are leeches that cost money in food and vet bills, plus they are a lot or work to maintain, and offer nothing in return. At least a dog is usually gonna want to be around you and be a protector but cats don’t do shit tbh
I like cats
 

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