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here is a video of the koenigsegg 1:1 being coated in a protective skin. the car is one of the rarest and fastest cars in the world. its also stunningly attractive and would cause a fucking mob of people to crowd around wherever you drove it. observe how there is a team of detailers who painstakingly take their time around every detail. they use warm water instead of cold, special brushes to make sure nothing gets scratched, and go over every step multiple times until everything is perfect. the car is given royal treatment just for being attractive lol. look how they gently massage and caress it. half those workers probably even want to fuck it.

now imagine taking your shitbox $1600 dollar car with cigarette burns in the seats and a cracked windshield to the same shop. the workers wouldnt show a quarter of the same attention and would probably be hours or even days late to return it. theyd actually probably eat their lunch inside of it and spill crumbs everywhere without giving a fuck lol.

even machines can get mogged. attractiveness is EVERYTHING in this universe. all living things will naturally gravitate to attractive things while leaving ugly things to rot and die alone
 
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I drive my mother's old car and it's a tiny little car. I want to buy a new car.
 
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narcissist said:
I drive my mother's old car and it's a tiny little car. I want to buy a new car.
JFL if your car is a framecel
 
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Definitely true. I've noticed that cars will move over for nicer cars on the road.
 
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Chris_Jones said:
Definitely true. I've noticed that cars will move over for nicer cars on the road.
absolutely. ive noticed this as well. certain cars just have a "presence" about them and demand respect. red light mogging is a very real and dangerous thing that us wagecucks have to endure each day.

i got mogged by a bmw 8 series coupe last week:cryfeels:. i couldnt fucking wait for the light to turn green so i could switch lanes and move far away from it
 
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Try high status sleepers buddy boyo
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Chad vs gymcels
 
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stretch-cel said:
attractiveness is EVERYTHING in this universe. all living things will naturally gravitate to attractive things while leaving ugly things to rot and die alone
High IQ
 
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Gear shifts me
 
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Chris_Jones said:
Definitely true. I've noticed that cars will move over for nicer cars on the road.
just get a expensive car theory tbh
 
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Octanemogs me.
 
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Looksmaxxcel said:
Chad vs gymcels

1 of the few times you will ever see a ricecel mogging a german :lul:
 
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Cope, Chad can pull up in a 1989 Honda Civic in Primer white, one headlight, and reeking of ass, and still get more women than an incel in a supercar.
 
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:lul:@ this thread
 
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Just carmax br0