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azakhan

azakhan

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i wanna fucking cum and i cant masturbate cause my mom invited friends over and they are behaving really laud and I can't concentrate
come home after hard day at work and I can't even cum at my own house what a shitty life
I tried putting headphones and tried not thinking about it but my mom then knocked at my door and it ruined everything
fuckng hell
 
Let them knock. Blast the sound on those headphones and keep the door locked.
 
Wank in front of them to display dominance.
 
Go to bathroom turn on the fan.
Do your thing. Flush the toilet a few times. Take the toilet brush and make some sounds that you are cleaning the toilet (over for paranoid cels). Your mom and their friends will think that you were taking a dump. But beware you need to stay long enough or spray your bathroom until it doesn't smell like cum if you are a coomer and cum everywhere.
 
Go to bathroom turn on the fan.
Do your thing. Flush the toilet a few times. Take the toilet brush and make some sounds that you are cleaning the toilet (over for paranoid cels). Your mom and their friends will think that you were taking a dump. But beware you need to stay long enough or spray your bathroom until it doesn't smell like cum if you are a coomer and cum everywhere.
good idea i will take a shower thanks
 
Let them knock. Blast the sound on those headphones and keep the door locked.
Just keep the door closed, if they come in its there fault for not knocking, you are a grown man after all
good idea i will take a shower thanks
That would work as well
 
Just keep the door closed, if they come in its there fault for not knocking, you are a grown man after all
It's more of it would probably cause you yourself rage for them just walking in and interrupting. Who cares on if they walk in and see something? No one here should care about their feelings.
 
Just fap regardless :feelsEhh:
 
Let them walk in and have them focus on your balls bouncing up and down with each stroke. They will fantasize about you and you will have a better chance of ascending. gg
 
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i wanna fucking cum and i cant masturbate cause my mom invited friends over and they are behaving really laud and I can't concentrate
come home after hard day at work and I can't even cum at my own house what a shitty life
I tried putting headphones and tried not thinking about it but my mom then knocked at my door and it ruined everything
fuckng hell
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when i was younger i used to beat off while there were other people in the living room. I sit behind a really big desk so it was easy to hide
 

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