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Venting Can't jerk off in my house because my sister is always tracking me.

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I am a poorcel, don't have my own room. We have a single bathroom for whole family. I jerk off at night in the bathroom. Now my sister is asking me why i am using bathroom every night :feelsree::feelsree:
Why is she like that??
 
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Tell her it must be something in the food.
 
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Honesty is the best policy — just straight up tell her that you’re fapping in the bathroom and request that she give you privacy.
 
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Ask her to help you out
 
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s0ver said:
she knows :feelsEhh:
I concur
she knows and is just teasing you. FYI OP you are 99.9999% making noise and its obvious what you are doing in there.
she either is horny and wants to try and incest,axx with you
or
shes a bitch and is enjoying and laughing behind your back that she has such a pathetic brother that faps alone in the toilet like a fuckin loser that cant even get laid

tbh id keep the door open just ajar tonight and see what she says. Might as well and try to see if shes willing to at least watch you
 
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Fakecel if you have a sister and you don't fuck her tbqh ngl desu
 
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Animecel2D said:
Honesty is the best policy — just straight up tell her that you’re fapping in the bathroom and request that she give you privacy.
Keep the fucking frame. :redpill:
 
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curry_subhuman said:
I am a poorcel, don't have my own room. We have a single bathroom for whole family. I jerk off at night in the bathroom. Now my sister is asking me why i am using bathroom every night :feelsree::feelsree:
Why is she like that??
Ask her why is she tracking your bathroom usage, flip the script lol
 
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Tell her you will show her and then jerk off onto her face instead.
 
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She is invading your privacy at this point since she won’t mind her own business.
 
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Culturally enrich her
 
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Tell her to mind her damn business :feelzez:
 
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curry_subhuman said:
I am a poorcel, don't have my own room. We have a single bathroom for whole family. I jerk off at night in the bathroom. Now my sister is asking me why i am using bathroom every night :feelsree::feelsree:
Why is she like that??
Tell her you're taking a shit while browsing the net on your phone because it's relaxing or something.

ALWAYS LARP, DENY, AND LIE
Pumkin said:
Might as well and try to see if shes willing to at least watch you
She'll take a vid and post it somewhere, and it will be brutally over.
 
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she is going to help you ascend
 
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How tall are you?
How old are you? How old is she?
Are you white?
Is she hot and does she have bf?

Just say you need a number 2 and you don't go in day time because everyone in

Do you jerk of to your sister?:chad:
Wait your curry

Do you jerk off to her getting fucked by JBW?

Are you American?
 
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Jerk off anyway.
 
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Damn, that is how half the porn I watch starts. :feelsdevil:
 
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Kill yourself
 
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You know what happened in oklahoma city 1995, she's not your sister she's a reptilian in disguise
 
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Does she stop watch your sessions?
 
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tehgymcel420 said:
Ask her to help you out
Only sandniggers will understand...
 
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IncelCream said:
How tall are you?
How old are you? How old is she?
Are you white?
Is she hot and does she have bf?

Just say you need a number 2 and you don't go in day time because everyone in

Do you jerk of to your sister?:chad:
Wait your curry

Do you jerk off to her getting fucked by JBW?

Are you American?
you are sick
 
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Kamikaze said:
Tell her it must be something in the food.
This tell her you have (((diarrhea)))
 
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Tell her you are jacking off using her used panties.

Then show her a picture with your pants around your ankles, a shit in the toilet, you hand around your cock, and her panties on your head.

Then she'll think of you while she fingers herself and develop a shit fetish because of the tabooness of the picture and in 10 she'll marry some guy who literally shits on her to get her off.
 
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0Energy0Happyness said:
You know what happened in oklahoma city 1995, she's not your sister she's a reptilian in disguise
:lul::lul::lul:
 
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Arch Anemone said:
Tell her you are jacking off using her used panties.

Then show her a picture with your pants around your ankles, a shit in the toilet, you hand around your cock, and her panties on your head.

Then she'll think of you while she fingers herself and develop a shit fetish because of the tabooness of the picture and in 10 she'll marry some guy who literally shits on her to get her off.
Unfathomably based
 
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Ignore the weirdos in this thread, they wouldn’t harm their own sister.
 
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The people trying to say deny or yell at her are socially retarded. I'm dumb on my own reactions but from an outside perspective it's easier to be nuetral.

don't be on the defensive. It's suspicious. Always be on the offensive. Women hate being outside of the norm. Ask her why she is always asking weird questions. Do her friends spy on their brothers? Just look at her with disgust.
Better that she stay silent although knowing you Jack off rather than loudly mock you about jacking off. Don't let her belittle you.

if she teases you a lot just start listing all the weird non-normal things she does on a note in your phone. That way you have something to mock her back with. Don't go all stupid and use them all up at once. Just keep using one until it isn't effective and use a different one the next month.

take huge shits at night and don't flush. That way she will stop asking. Say she can inspect since she is so nosy
 
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Any updates on the situation OP?
 
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s0ver said:
she wants it
Arch Anemone said:
Tell her you are jacking off using her used panties.

Then show her a picture with your pants around your ankles, a shit in the toilet, you hand around your cock, and her panties on your head.

Then she'll think of you while she fingers herself and develop a shit fetish because of the tabooness of the picture and in 10 she'll marry some guy who literally shits on her to get her off.
STOP DOXXING ME!
 
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Animecel2D said:
Honesty is the best policy — just straight up tell her that you’re fapping in the bathroom and request that she give you privacy.
:feelskek::feelskek:
IncelCream said:
How tall are you?
How old are you? How old is she?
Are you white?
Is she hot and does she have bf?

Just say you need a number 2 and you don't go in day time because everyone in

Do you jerk of to your sister?:chad:
Wait your curry

Do you jerk off to her getting fucked by JBW?

Are you American?
Why do you want cels to share so much info about themselves? :feelswhere: :feelswhat: I see you asking for these types of things in every thread! :feelswhat:
 
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curry_subhuman said:

my sister is always tracking me​

I jerk off at night in the bathroom. Now my sister is asking me why i am using bathroom every night
Why is she like that??
:chad:

stop bragging about how your sister is trying to talk to you about your sexuality and swallow your cum OP



truecels' sisters are so disgusted by our fapping that even the hint that it might be happening causes them to flee in terror and avoid you, not stalk you in areas you're probably fapping in

bullying celibate bros about their fapping habits is basically a subtle flirtation because on some level she wants to get sexually involved with you, but she can't confront it so she bullies you
ineedassistance said:
Ignore the weirdos in this thread, they wouldn’t harm their own sister.
quote me someone who actually said something harmful plz
 
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