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Cannibalism. Would you rather starve or eat a landwhale?

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If your plane crashed in Alaska
 
Eat the landwhale. If she is still alive, I would just cut pieces of meat from here. Like from a doner kebab skewer
 
Eat the landwhale because it would give me the necessary fat to stay warm
 
what kind of question is this?
 
Who knows, the fat recombination might give you a genetic ascendancy.

But, also diahrrea
 
I'd pull a Revenant and take refuge inside her carcass to stay warm.
 
What exactly would I be doing by not eating her? Of course I'd fry up some landwhale if I had to. :feelshaha:
 
It'd be great if we got a frying pan with salt, pepper, and A1 sauce which would help to add flavor.
 
It'd be great if we got a frying pan with salt, pepper, and A1 sauce which would help to add flavor.
A REAL Chad would eat the asshole. No steak sauce.
 
A REAL Chad would eat the asshole. No steak sauce.
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eat the landwhale she dies and I dont starve. Its a win win
 
Run away before they eat me. Let's see who starves first :feelshmm:
 
I cut her fat up. Cook and pack then go find help and eat her as snack if I have to.
 
I'd just wander off somewhere and die in peace. Why would I want to live so badly to eat someone?
 
At some point survival instincts kick in and you'll probably end up eating anything you can
 
I'd just wander off somewhere and die in peace. Why would I want to live so badly to eat someone?
Yup.

This scenario actually happened in the Andes.

I'd like to think I wouldn't eat a dead body
 

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