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Cope Cancer is caused by HPV in semen

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All cancer is caused by HPV in semen. I'm sure you know that throat cancer is from girls swallowing cum. Colon cancer from anal sex, cervical from vaginal, but did you also know that these cancers are also caused by semen:

Skin cancer: from facials and bathing in semen tubs
Lung cancer: from swimming in semen and accidentally inhaling it
Stomach cancer: from swalling cancer
prostate cancer: from having semen inside your balls
Brain cancer: from thinking about semen

This is just a handful of the ways semen causes cancer in humans.
 
Brain cancer is a nice troll, that would be from a LOT of stress, Relentless STRESS from an indifinite amount of time.
The rest COULD potentially make some sense though!
 
 
Nyc Mayoral Primary GIF by GIPHY News
 
IF THAT WAS TRUE THERE WOULDN´T BE A WORLD LIKE THIS YOU FUCKING MORON
 
IMAGINE THE AMOUNT OF WHORES THAT WOULD HAVE CANCER BY SWALLOWING CHAD CUM ALMOST DAILY THERE WOULDN´T BE WOMEN ALIVE,LOWEST IQ IN THE HISTORY OF THIS FORUM.
 

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