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Experiment Can you ride a bike?

Can you ride a bicycle


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creepcel :Feelsdevil:
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I can, but I only learned at 12 because I was too retarded and I was scared of falling, my parents never bothered to teach me after age 8 because they thought it would be impossible for me, but I saw people riding their bikes everywhere (I live in the Netherlands so it's very common here) and I still couldn't, eventually, I decided to learn it myself, it took awhile but I managed to do it.
 
I don't have a bike
 
Yes but i struggle to start going
 
yes, also had a bit of struggle and I'm also Dutch.
 
No. I hit my head as a kid and became mentally and physically retarded. My hormones also got fucked up, so my penis is quite small. It never started for me, man
 
No. I hit my head as a kid and became mentally and physically retarded. My hormones also got fucked up, so my penis is quite small. It never started for me, man
Brutal
 
I don't my dad was very absent so he never teached me how to do so or even got me a bike or anything to begin with, even now I'm 20 and I can't even fucking drive yet :feelsrope:
 
Hey OP. Are you a tranny? What's up with the Anime girl Pic? wtf
 
I used to be able to before i dislocated my kneecap for the third time
 
I fucking love my bike, helps me get out of the city ASAP and also helps me avoid contact while in the city.
 
I don't my dad was very absent so he never teached me how to do so or even got me a bike or anything to begin with, even now I'm 20 and I can't even fucking drive yet :feelsrope:
I'm almost 22 and can't drive either, sounds horrible man.
 
The only problem is retarded cops stopping me because I listen to music while riding and that triggers the shit out of them
 
I'm almost 22 and can't drive either, sounds horrible man.
GOD... I wanna squeeze the fuck out of Rias's tits, sadly she doesn't exist and I will die alone :feelsbadman:
 
I don't my dad was very absent so he never teached me how to do so or even got me a bike or anything to begin with, even now I'm 20 and I can't even fucking drive yet :feelsrope:
Brutal ... . Your dad sounds worse than mine. Mine however like to psychologically torture me. In fact, he likes to do that to people in general because he gets off on that shit.
 
Same, I wish 2D girls were real :feelsree:
even if she existed she wouldn't touch me with a ten foot pole, I will never feel her Double D's, just her gigantic demon oppai against my fucking face, actual suicidefuel :feelsrope:
 
even if she existed she wouldn't touch me with a ten foot pole, I will never feel her Double D's, just her gigantic demon oppai against my fucking face, actual suicidefuel :feelsrope:
If she existed she would probably be disgusted by me like every girl
 
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I can, but I only learned at 12 because I was too retarded and I was scared of falling, my parents never bothered to teach me after age 8 because they thought it would be impossible for me, but I saw people riding their bikes everywhere (I live in the Netherlands so it's very common here) and I still couldn't, eventually, I decided to learn it myself, it took awhile but I managed to do it.
No
 
I don't my dad was very absent so he never teached me how to do so or even got me a bike or anything to begin with, even now I'm 20 and I can't even fucking drive yet :feelsrope:
Brutal ... . Your dad sounds worse than mine. Mine however like to psychologically torture me. In fact, he likes to do that to people in general because he gets off on that shit.

My old dad was frens with Mat Hoffman.

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View: https://youtu.be/m28nJEevCZw?si=z_YI4y7wOU1Yj0I2
 
I learned how to ride a bike when I was 4 and rode 2 miles by bike to and fro school per day when I was 5
 
Yeah, I was self taught
 

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