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Experiment Can the oldest woman to have ever existed get matches on Tinder?

i wonder how many ppl she fucked
 
already thought yes before i saw the match.
 
lmao a literal fucking corpse has over a dozen matches
now think about how many matches the average 5/10 young woman has
IT'S OVER
 
but "muh wall" says TRP

until a foid is dead in the ground there is never such thing as "hitting the wall" for foids, they will always have 10 times the smv of any man
 
i have mixed feelings about this experiment

on one end i wanna rope
and on the other end i wanna shoot up myself with a ksg
 
Of course she will get matches because every guy just swipes right so fast that he cannot even look at the profile picture.
Cope
Pack up your shit time to go home boyos. ITS OVER
 
Okay my swipes have been recharged so I could accept a few more but I ran out of them again quickly because they don't give me enough to swipe back everyone so today it'll be more the amount of messages Supreme Ancient Stacy manages to get.5 so far.By the way a few GigaChads have swiped me as well.
Que tal = how tall? Lmao
Just use google translator jeez,it just means "how are you"
 

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Day 2's harvest: 20 messages and god knows how many hundreds of Likes/Swipes
 

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This thread makes me wanna die
 
We have a shot conversion rate that’s why
We are basicly the venizuelan dollar now
 
those men have to be trolling

i mean this is that ridiculous that even cucks troll
 
How many of these guys are just catfishes? I can't believe any are real, there are some serious fucking chads there.
 
granny fetish is legit
 
If you truly embrace the blackpill you'd already know that the answer is fucking YES bro :feelsrope:
 
Lmao at the copers thinking this is a troll and not realizing ANY female has at least 100x higher smv than the average male.
 
I already wasted all the swipes you're allowed to give but in less that 5 minutes I got 7 matches

Just be a corpse theory

there are males that swipe everything without even watching, only messages for hook up counts
 
Take the corpsepill :lul::lul::lul::feels::feels::feels::feelsrope::feelsrope:
 
Que tal means how are you.
In Portuguese it means something like "what do you think about it?". I must study Spanish someday.

Could OP set a date with someone? I want to see successful corpsefishing.
 
How I missed this thread? This shit is gold
 
Give her a fancy profil. "Swipe left if under 6"" and so on
lol

And for those thinking only trolls will message her I've tried hitting on old women (60+) on many occasions, and I've been ignored/rejected each time.

As a bit my friend used to talk to me in this old lady voice, pretending to be some old bitch I was on a date with chastising me for not being good enough for her. haha
 
Day 2's harvest: 20 messages and god knows how many hundreds of Likes/Swipes

VERY high IQ experiment. I want to rope

Pablo photos-shoped his beach photo BTW. Which means he doesn't have friends to take a picture of him on the beach.

People make fun of sub8 theory, but it's real. The oldest woman in the world can choose from likely thousands a year of good looking guys.

People say Tinder is not real life... I sure as hell hope that's true, but it seems like every girl is on it these days and they only meet guys through tinder. Uninstall and many others proved cold approach is like tinder IRL, especally when they talk about cold approaching girls that are literally on tinder and swiping, then proceed to swipe left in real life. I want to LDAR
 
VERY high IQ experiment. I want to rope

Pablo photos-shoped his beach photo BTW. Which means he doesn't have friends to take a picture of him on the beach.

People make fun of sub8 theory, but it's real. The oldest woman in the world can choose from likely thousands a year of good looking guys.

People say Tinder is not real life... I sure as hell hope that's true, but it seems like every girl is on it these days and they only meet guys through tinder. Uninstall and many others proved cold approach is like tinder IRL, especally when they talk about cold approaching girls that are literally on tinder and swiping, then proceed to swipe left in real life. I want to LDAR

funny enough when someone tries to get away from tinder and do offline approaching, they can now get arrested / recorded and publicly lynched on twitter, etc.

tinder is pretty much all that's left for most men
 
funny enough when someone tries to get away from tinder and do offline approaching, they can now get arrested / recorded and publicly lynched on twitter, etc.

tinder is pretty much all that's left for most men

True. I have tried offline approach 10 years ago, and I'm going to try again a few thousand approaches next year.

I believe it MAY be possible to do it without those serious consequences if:
* Don't follow girls
* Don't make physical compliments about her body (if you accidentally physically compliment a minor you will go to jail, and you still could get in trouble with a non minor for this)
* Don't say anything suggesting your intention is sex (again, same as physical compliments)
* Do not film or record the interaction
* Don't keep talking to them if they tell you to go away, or try to run away from you.
* Be prepared to fight the boyfriend/father/brother/husband/white night, if he comes out from some where to attack you

Honestly, it is legit our only hope. Can't approach at work because of #me too. Tinder is fucked. girls don't go to "activity clubs" and shit, I've tried that crap. As far as public lynching, fuck it, fuck my rep... lynch me... I'm still gonna try.
 
You wasting your time. I have done dozens of tinder fake and ridiculous profiles: a squirrel, a facebook meme page, a bowl of guacamole, a car, etc etc. Normies always match because they are "curious". They just a bunch of idiots
 
Only messages that matter are serious ones. Most dudes just swipe on everything so of course she is going to get matches.
 
Only messages that matter are serious ones. Most dudes just swipe on everything so of course she is going to get matches.
He’s getting messages though.
 
How many messages that are sent with the intention of going out and actually having sex with this geriatric?
I don’t know but type GILF into any porn site. Someone is watching that shit, so wanting to fuck a granny on tinder is not that unusual.
 
volcel if u wouldnt
 

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