Can I work as a security guard? Which skills should I attain to become one?

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Please refer to the title.
 
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Be at or above 6ft
 
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In my country anyway, you need a security license, which you can get through basic security training and a background check.

Other than that, it helps to get a job if you can do graveyard shifts.
 
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Animecel2D said:
Be at or above 6ft
Damn, it's over.
BraincelsRefugee said:
In my country anyway, you need a security license, which you can get through basic security training and a background check.

Other than that, it helps to get a job if you can do graveyard shifts.
Sounds like a hassle. The answer to my predicament does lie in STEM, it seems.
 
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tulasdanslos said:
Damn, it's over.

Sounds like a hassle. The answer to my predicament does lie in STEM, it seems.
Unfortunately so. There is no easy money (at least for men) in this world.
 
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Is there a market for people who are weak / anxious af but are willing to do graveyard shifts and stare for houres at security footage or empty buildings? Beeing a security guard sounds pretty comfy, but my whole appearance is a joke so I could only observe but don't do anything.
 
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tulasdanslos said:
Damn, it's over.

Sounds like a hassle. The answer to my predicament does lie in STEM, it seems.
Oh, and to answer your previous question from before, no he isn’t Koruga. He is quite fond of using avis from here for some reason. That would be the third different avi he had used from here, which he swiped from the aforementioned.
 
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Tallhover said:
Is there a market for people who are weak / anxious af but are willing to do graveyard shifts and stare for houres at security footage or empty buildings? Beeing a security guard sounds pretty comfy, but my whole appearance is a joke so I could only observe but don't do anything.
Are you a kike?
 
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Pengwin said:
Are you a kike?
No, you don't need to belong to a certain ethnicity to be a untermensch.
 
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Tallhover said:
No, you don't need to belong to a certain ethnicity to be a untermensch.
I thought so because of your avi. Jews can get jobs more easily.
 
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Security guard here, been working as one for almost two years.
Provided you get hired at a warm body site(not expected to defend self or assault someone) you don't need to have any skills. I don't look intimidating at all(5'6 and 120 lbs). Hardest thing I do at my job was inspect fire extinguishers & mark it down.
 
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Cyrrow said:
Security guard here, been working as one for almost two years.
Provided you get hired at a warm body site(not expected to defend self or assault someone) you don't need to have any skills. I don't look intimidating at all(5'6 and 120 lbs). Hardest thing I do at my job was inspect fire extinguishers & mark it down.
Do you get to be by yourself for most of the time
 
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It is good job for Incel men man bro
 
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FlamingCel said:
Do you get to be by yourself for most of the time
Only Nightshifters and second shift does. I'm alone in the building for 6/8 hrs of my shift with my only contact being the radio for check-ins.
 
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Idk where u live but for me it's like working for scraps. Shitty payment.
 
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Tallhover said:
Is there a market for people who are weak / anxious af but are willing to do graveyard shifts and stare for houres at security footage or empty buildings? Beeing a security guard sounds pretty comfy, but my whole appearance is a joke so I could only observe but don't do anything.
This please give me a graveyard job
 
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