Can I hire a Hitman to come kill me?

[Captvic]

Does anybody know where you can hire a Hitman to come kill you? I don't want to do it but I'll gladly pay someone to kill me

 

[Deleted member 1627]

Just do it yourself

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Monk instead.

 

[Anonymous]

I'll do it for the right price.

 

[Framecel222]

Send me 0.5 bitcoin and I'll do it.

 

[nausea]

I actually look at the rooftops when I walk around outside

and I hope to cross the line of fire of some merciful sniper

true glory if he actually manages to vaporize my brain with a single bullet

 

[FeminismsCancer]

I'd do it for at least € 1 million. Pocket change won't change my life.

 

[AsiaCel]

Why (hire someone to) kill yourself and be another statistic while you can become an hero, dying in glory?

 

[koreancel26]

I'd do it for at least € 1 million. Pocket change won't change my life.

pretty sure if he had 1 mil he wudnt b considering sui

 

[FeminismsCancer]

pretty sure if he had 1 mil he wudnt b considering sui

ikr
but I didn't risk much and you never know if it's one of those rich "money doesn't make me happy" cucks lol

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

lol cope, but if you really wanted to delve into that sort of shit, go on the dark web.

Although most of the ones who claim they are "hitmen" are just full of shit and scammers kek

 

[Kointo1]

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsTIT-enBtQ[/video]

 

[disposableman]

don't give any money to these hitmen they are gangmembers. gangs are the worst kind of degenerate normie. 99% of crimes are committed by normies.