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Discussion Can a wizard incel exist in the Harry Potter universe?

ilieknothing

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Say that an incel gets a letter offering him a place in Hogwarts. His school years will be similar to our school years, peers losing their virginity while he stays a kissless virgin. He can't impress muggle foids with magic during the summer holidays either because you can't use magic outside of school. He could probably use a love potion but idk if that really counts as ascending, sort of the same as getting a hooker.

When he leaves school though idk if his magical ability would be enough to land a muggle foid. He couldn't get a wizard foid though obviously. He could continuously drug a muggle foid with love potion though. He could even get DNA of other foids he finds attractive and gets his muggle wife to transform into other foids by drinking the Polyjuice Potion.
 
His life would be like barty crouch jr from goblet of fire. He would keep taking potions to turn into chad.
 
But nothing was mentioned about the students losing their virginity in the books or movies. Also Hogwarts has no sex ed class
 
If I were an incel in Hogwarts, I'd summon an elemental foid to fuck me. But nonetheless, an incel is an incel mostly because of their genetics and inhibition so it doesn't matter where you are as long as the nature of humans applies to it, then the Blackpill is still valid.
 
But nothing was mentioned about the students losing their virginity in the books or movies. Also Hogwarts has no sex ed class
They mentioned dates and making out passionately, you can probably infer that sex happened from there. Also you don't need sex ed in that world, you can cure STDs and unwanted pregnancies with a spell.
 
They mentioned dates and making out passionately, you can probably infer that sex happened from there. Also you don't need sex ed in that world, you can cure STDs and unwanted pregnancies with a spell.
I suppose it was implied. Another blackpill is that all the main characters were good-looking and/or tall except for Hermione. Ron was described as being tall and lanky so it really appeals to the nerdy female fantasy of an ugly Becky having a relationship with a tall guy
 
I suppose it was implied. Another blackpill is that all the main characters were good-looking and/or tall except for Hermione. Ron was described as being tall and lanky so it really appeals to the nerdy female fantasy of an ugly Becky having a relationship with a tall guy
Neville Longbottom was seen as a truecel for most of the series though, the actor that plays him is a Chad now.
 
Petter pettigrew was a truecel.
 
Neville Longbottom was seen as a truecel for most of the series though, the actor that plays him is a Chad now.
And he was constantly shat on by almost everyone and seen as incompetent. Halo effect in full force
 
Ron was described as being tall and lanky so it really appeals to the nerdy female fantasy of an ugly Becky having a relationship with a tall guy

Yet many fans considered him to be a typical unattractive beta. In fanfictions (almost exclusively written by foids) Hermione was almost always paired with Draco, the dark triad, rich Chad.
 
They could simply slip love potions or use potions that can transform them into chads. They can also use the imperius curse or something if they are inclined. They will definitely won’t be virgins
 
They could simply slip love potions or use potions that can transform them into chads. They can also use the imperius curse or something if they are inclined. They will definitely won’t be virgins
It's sort of the same as escortcelling though. With a love potion or imperius curse the foid is duped into liking the incel and with transformation the foid loves Chad like all other foids.
 
It's sort of the same as escortcelling though. With a love potion or imperius curse the foid is duped into liking the incel and with transformation the foid loves Chad like all other foids.
It’s hard to say. You were technically able to have sex for free. But either way it would definitely be better than not having sex at all.
 
Snape was an incel.
 

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