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Discussion Calling all Escortcels for advice

MACHETE

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Im currently in training for an online job. Im finishing the first week of a two-week trial period. If I pass, I will get hired full time.

Mininum cuckwage is $200 in my country. This job pays $800. But its online, can do it from my own home in my own pc and is only M-F 8hr shift.

Why I mention this?
Well, Im very stressed. And for the first time in my 30years of life im actually considering going to an escort.


These are from my country. The average price is $60 to $75 per hour.


These last two months have been uttee shit for me. I had to put down my old dog, someone close to me commited suicide, i lost a job, i lost money, my mother is having some health problems...


Im very stressed. But at least i got this job which in case i get hired could fund my copes and maybe thailandmaxx in the future. I was thinking, if this next friday i pass the trial period, i will celebrate smoking this:


And inmediatly after, going to an escort.

Dear escortcels, I need your wisdom
 
I have no idea, sorry.
 
seeing an escort after all that shit happened to you will make you feel, much, much worse. Better just smoke the weed and get drunk, instead of seeing a whore
 
You’re going to smoke weed and see an escort? You’re going to Hell, son.
 
Sounds like plan. Get her to dance for you if possible, would be nice if you were stoned
 
seeing an escort after all that shit happened to you will make you feel, much, much worse. Better just smoke the weed and get drunk, instead of seeing a whore
 
Im currently in training for an online job. Im finishing the first week of a two-week trial period. If I pass, I will get hired full time.

Mininum cuckwage is $200 in my country. This job pays $800. But its online, can do it from my own home in my own pc and is only M-F 8hr shift.

Why I mention this?
Well, Im very stressed. And for the first time in my 30years of life im actually considering going to an escort.


These are from my country. The average price is $60 to $75 per hour.


These last two months have been uttee shit for me. I had to put down my old dog, someone close to me commited suicide, i lost a job, i lost money, my mother is having some health problems...


Im very stressed. But at least i got this job which in case i get hired could fund my copes and maybe thailandmaxx in the future. I was thinking, if this next friday i pass the trial period, i will celebrate smoking this:


And inmediatly after, going to an escort.

Dear escortcels, I need your wisdom
If you fuck while high it will probably be a waste of time as it may affect the strength of your erection, so you'll be limp. Pick one, smoke weed one day, fuck an escort the next day, doing both is stupid
 

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