Experiment Calculate Your SMV

[michael2222]

Looks
Your Face is the base score.

• Add 1 point if over 6' tall.
• Add 1 point if white
• Add 1 point if you have non-brown eyes
• Subtract 1 point if ethnic.
• Subtract 1 point if under 5'9"
• Subtract 1 point if obese.

10 = 10 pts
9 = 9 pts
8 = 8 pts
7= 7 pts
6 = 6 pts
5 = 5 pts
4 = 4 pts
3 = 3 pts
2 = 2 pts
1 = 1 pt
0 = 0 pts

Money
The money you make a year is your base score

• Add 1 point if in STEM/government/healthcare
• Subtract 1 point if in fast food or retail

10 pts - make over 100k a year
9 pts - make over 90k a year
8 pts - make over 80k a year
7 pts - make over 70k a year
6 pts - make over 60k a year
5 pts - make over 50k a year
4 pts - make over 40k a year
3 pts - make over 30k a year
2 pts - make over 20k a year
1 pt - make over 10k a year
0 pts - NEET

Status
How many different people (excluding relatives) contacted you on your phone in the last month is your base score

• Add 1 pt if you have a social media account with over 100 followers
• Add 2 pts if have a social media account with over 250 followers

10 pts - 10 or more people
9 pts - 9 different people
8 pts - 8 different people
7 pts - 7 different people
6 pts - 6 different people
5 pts - 5 different people
4 pts - 4 different people
3 pts - 3 different people
2 pts - 2 different people
1 pt - 1 person
0 pts - nobody


My SMV score is 5 pts

4/10 face but ethnic. 10k a year but in retail. 2 people contacted me.

 

[HumanTrash]

6/0/1=7

 

[Tempus Edax Rerum]

4/6/0

SMV=3.333333333333333

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Looks - 3-4 (with 0 extra points)
Money - 0
Status - 1 (moms friend asked me to walk their dogs)

Fml

 

[Tempus Edax Rerum]

Looks - 0
Money - 0
Status - 1 (moms friend asked me to walk their dogs)

Fml

Your looks aren't 0, you are a 3 - 4

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Your looks aren't 0, you are a 3 - 4

Yeah I misread that

 

[HumanTrash]

Looks - 0
Money - 0
Status - 1 (moms friend asked me to walk their dogs)

Fml

I think you missed the part in the first one to add your psl-score for face, you can't have 0/10 face

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I think you missed the part in the first one to add your psl-score for face, you can't have 0/10 face

See above comment

 

[Sans]

7. 4/10 face, white, and 2 texts from people outside my family in the last month.

 

[Hell]

Looks - 4
Money - 5
Status - 1 (they were work related)

 

[Deleted member 250]

3

 

[Honeypot]

2/10 lmao


Lack of personality and lack of things to talk and autism probably makes it 0/10 no wonder why I have absolute zero social life

 

[Twinkcel]

I got 8 I think. Face is 3 -1 ethnic -1 5’7 = 1 + 5 50k + 2 = 8.

Tfw you just found out you are a chad. Good bye losers I will go date some supermodels now.

 

[Insomniac]

• Add 1 point if white
• Add 1 point if you have non-brown eyes

JFL

 

[ihaveno1]

calculates me, my score is so fucking low

 

[mylifeistrash]

Are you chad? 10/10 SMV for a male

not chad? 0/10

that is how females see things

 

[Joelossus]

calculates me, my score is so fucking low

Same, mine is just 4

 

[Deleted member 17752]

13 total

 

[FrothySolutions]

And where do these base scores come from?

 

[Deleted member 14430]

Looks: 2/10

Money: 0/10

Status: 2/10

Holy shit its that bad huh? Should I count work contacts in my status? I need to start squeezing points out from somewhere.

 

[Bakura806]

Looks - 0
Money - 0
Status - 2
SMV = 2 ( however I could deduct a point because of my irritating voice).

 

[Deleted member 16455]

Looks-1
Money-1
Status-0

It’s over

 

[G.Wizard]

Let’s see here, I consider my face 5/10 at the best, so I’ll use that. I’m a tall white guy with blue eyes so that’s three points. I’m not muscular but certainly not fat.


I currently am unemployed but I did manage to graduate and I’m looking to get an entry level job soon, so I’ll go ahead and subtract a point.


I don’t frequent social media much anymore, but when I did I accrued about four hundred followers altogether (it was mostly political shit). I don’t talk to much anyone outside of my family, so no points here. My score here is two points.


In all, if I’ve calculated everything right, my SMV is 9.

 

[TheRealChincel]

No, it’s binary. You’re hot or not and if you’re on here barring Tellem and perhaps a few incognitos, you’re at 0 where hot is 1. Who gives two fucks if you’re a 2, 4, or 6? Maybe at betabux.org.

 

[HumanTrash]

13 total

 

[michael2222]

13 total

1-9 is incel. 10-20 is normie. 20+ is Chad imo

 

[Mainländer]

5,5 / 0 / around 5, Idk.

3,5 average.

 

[Deleted member 17752]

1-9 is incel. 10-20 is normie. 20+ is Chad imo

cope, if you think it's any better, you're wrong...

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

I'm probably a zero.
Short, no money, no social media (I don't even know what that is), no friends, no phone calls.

 

[Ignas]

Looks 0
Money 1
Status 8

 

[tehgymcel420]

(Whatever my score is) X (0) for being ethnic

 

[starystulejarz]

being white = cope


Looks - 3 or 4 (i want to believe)
money - 0
status - 0

results - it's over 3/4

 

[seija]

5+1+1-1+0+1 = 7

 

[IncelKing]

3 + 0 + 3 = 6

 

[FinnCel]

I think I got a zero

 

[this is hell]

Looks
Your Face is the base score.

wrong, your face is the only score

 

[InMyCellInHell]

3

I really shouldn't read these suifuel threads.

 

[michael2222]

Looks are everything. If we looked better, we would be employed / have better jobs and way more friends/status.

 

[Nothingness]

Looks
Your Face is the base score.

• Add 1 point if over 6' tall.
• Add 1 point if white
• Add 1 point if you have non-brown eyes
• Subtract 1 point if ethnic.
• Subtract 1 point if under 5'9"
• Subtract 1 point if obese.

10 = 10 pts
9 = 9 pts
8 = 8 pts
7= 7 pts
6 = 6 pts
5 = 5 pts
4 = 4 pts
3 = 3 pts
2 = 2 pts
1 = 1 pt
0 = 0 pts

Money
The money you make a year is your base score

• Add 1 point if in STEM/government/healthcare
• Subtract 1 point if in fast food or retail

10 pts - make over 100k a year
9 pts - make over 90k a year
8 pts - make over 80k a year
7 pts - make over 70k a year
6 pts - make over 60k a year
5 pts - make over 50k a year
4 pts - make over 40k a year
3 pts - make over 30k a year
2 pts - make over 20k a year
1 pt - make over 10k a year
0 pts - NEET

Status
How many different people (excluding relatives) contacted you on your phone in the last month is your base score

• Add 1 pt if you have a social media account with over 100 followers
• Add 2 pts if have a social media account with over 250 followers

10 pts - 10 or more people
9 pts - 9 different people
8 pts - 8 different people
7 pts - 7 different people
6 pts - 6 different people
5 pts - 5 different people
4 pts - 4 different people
3 pts - 3 different people
2 pts - 2 different people
1 pt - 1 person
0 pts - nobody


My SMV score is 5 pts

4/10 face but ethnic. 10k a year but in retail. 2 people contacted me.

Mine is 0

 

[Cuyen]

being white is not enough lmao

also implying everyone on this forum living in the west is funny

 

[CrookedOzCel]

2/10

 

[Angry_runt]

My SMV is 15. Looks 5, money 10 and status 0.

Looks score should also take hair into account.

Money score should really depend on where you live. It should be based on how much below or above the median you make. Making over $100k in NYC or Northern California is not a big advantage. On the other hand making $20k in the Balkans is more than what a doctor makes.

Ethnic / white bonuses should also depend on where you live. Being white in a 99% white area is not an advantage, and being ethnic in Ubekibekistanistanistan is not a disadvantage relative to your competition.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

Your Face is the base score.

• Add 1 point if over 6' tall.
• Add 1 point if white
• Add 1 point if you have non-brown eyes

If only that was how it actually worked. Those are more like varying degrees of multipliers, if your face is ugly, the only one that still might do anything for you is height(and it only affects how you're perceived by other men at that point). White is only an advantage in areas where whites are a minority, in the west it's more trouble than it's worth, especially when it comes to getting a job. Or at least that's been my experience.

Also, eye color is a "perceived fighting success" tier cope. Not to say that it makes absolutely no difference at all, but it's more like eye area>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>eye color.

Ethnic / white bonuses should also depend on where you live. Being white in a 99% white area is not an advantage, and being ethnic in Ubekibekistanistanistan is not a disadvantage relative to your competition.

This.

 

[Hate_my_life]

13 total

Looks
Your Face is the base score.

• Add 1 point if over 6' tall.
• Add 1 point if white
• Add 1 point if you have non-brown eyes
• Subtract 1 point if ethnic.
• Subtract 1 point if under 5'9"
• Subtract 1 point if obese.

10 = 10 pts
9 = 9 pts
8 = 8 pts
7= 7 pts
6 = 6 pts
5 = 5 pts
4 = 4 pts
3 = 3 pts
2 = 2 pts
1 = 1 pt
0 = 0 pts

Money
The money you make a year is your base score

• Add 1 point if in STEM/government/healthcare
• Subtract 1 point if in fast food or retail

10 pts - make over 100k a year
9 pts - make over 90k a year
8 pts - make over 80k a year
7 pts - make over 70k a year
6 pts - make over 60k a year
5 pts - make over 50k a year
4 pts - make over 40k a year
3 pts - make over 30k a year
2 pts - make over 20k a year
1 pt - make over 10k a year
0 pts - NEET

Status
How many different people (excluding relatives) contacted you on your phone in the last month is your base score

• Add 1 pt if you have a social media account with over 100 followers
• Add 2 pts if have a social media account with over 250 followers

10 pts - 10 or more people
9 pts - 9 different people
8 pts - 8 different people
7 pts - 7 different people
6 pts - 6 different people
5 pts - 5 different people
4 pts - 4 different people
3 pts - 3 different people
2 pts - 2 different people
1 pt - 1 person
0 pts - nobody

Face is 3/10 (base score)
I'm just over 6'0 tall (6'0.46) so now 4/10
I'm ethnic so subtract one: 3/10.

Make nothing. I'm in stem so 1/10

Not been contacted on my phone in years, no social media account.

So

3/10
1/10
0/10

This is unsettling.

 

[Braincel14w]

Need to subtract 1 or 2 points for balding imo.
I come out as 9 but I'd be 7 with the balding subtracted.

 

[Deleted member 18214]

4

 

[ReasonableResolver]

2/10 lmao


Lack of personality and lack of things to talk and autism probably makes it 0/10 no wonder why I have absolute zero social life

2/10cel solidarity

 

[Deleted member 17599]

6/0/1=7

Being white and having non-brown eyes are not any advantages though. Tyrone still slays more white chicks than me.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Got 0 on all of them.
Well i guess that means i am a truecel, right?

 

[Ugly_equals_Death]

10/10 i am a chad with virgin teen pussy as breakfast everyday.
Its just no. You cant rate it like this. There has to be an equation like a((b+c)/d) and "a" is your face because if a is 0 EVERYTHING ELSE IS "0"!