CRYSTAL METH
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Why are all terrorists Arabs? Why are the Arabs always ready to commit suicide?
Let's think logically:
1. They are not allowed to drink alcohol.
2. They don't have prostitutes.
3. They are banned from bars.
...4. They are forbidden to eat pork.
5. Only sand around them, you can't even throw a stone for fun.
6. Have you ever tried fishing in the desert?
7. They are forbidden to shave.
8. They are forbidden to bathe.
9. They are forbidden to listen to the music of other nations.
10. They are not allowed to listen to the radio.
11. The women are dressed to the ankles, and their faces are always covered.
12. They can't see boobs, even by accident.
13. Your wife is so disguised that you only notice after half a year that she has a beard.
14. Your wife is chosen by some completely random person.
15. And after all this they promise you quite convincingly that after death you will go to heaven and there you will have everything you dreamed of on earth.
Now tell me the truth, and only the truth: if you were an Arab, WON'T YOU BLOW YOURSELF UP AS WELL?
Let's think logically:
1. They are not allowed to drink alcohol.
2. They don't have prostitutes.
3. They are banned from bars.
...4. They are forbidden to eat pork.
5. Only sand around them, you can't even throw a stone for fun.
6. Have you ever tried fishing in the desert?
7. They are forbidden to shave.
8. They are forbidden to bathe.
9. They are forbidden to listen to the music of other nations.
10. They are not allowed to listen to the radio.
11. The women are dressed to the ankles, and their faces are always covered.
12. They can't see boobs, even by accident.
13. Your wife is so disguised that you only notice after half a year that she has a beard.
14. Your wife is chosen by some completely random person.
15. And after all this they promise you quite convincingly that after death you will go to heaven and there you will have everything you dreamed of on earth.
Now tell me the truth, and only the truth: if you were an Arab, WON'T YOU BLOW YOURSELF UP AS WELL?