By getting an escort you're paying for betabux sex

[Stupid Clown]

A prostitute isn't going to give you the same passion or effort they give chad. She's going to give you an inferior experience similar to what women give their betabux/oofy doofy boyfriends and she's going to charge you premium.


Think about that before you consider getting an escort. You're basically cucking yourself by paying a woman who'd be sexually disgusted with you otherwise to give you sex.

Remember that she likely lost her virginity to Chad in her prime and would reject you back then.

 

[Darth Aquarius]

Reasons I don’t escortmaxx

-My dick is small and it would be humiliating for an escort to see it/potentially laugh at it
-legal repercussions because I’m high inhib
-Dick wouldn’t get hard due to extreme anxiety, I know this because just speaking to one makes me stutter and shake like a puddle of piss, I couldn’t imagine fucking one calmly and happily as much as I want to
-potential STDs
-potentially long drive

 

[FuckYou]

I really don’t see the point in fucking escorts. Jacking off is good enough for me.

 

[Stupid Clown]

I really don’t see the point in fucking escorts. Jacking off is good enough for me.

Nut and the urge to get one is gone entirely.

Reasons I don’t escortmaxx

-My dick is small and it would be humiliating for an escort to see it/potentially laugh at it
-legal repercussions because I’m high inhib
-Dick wouldn’t get hard due to extreme anxiety, I know this because just speaking to one makes me stutter and shake like a puddle of piss, I couldn’t imagine fucking one calmly and happily as much as I want to
-potential STDs
-potentially long drive

A long drive for under twenty minutes of sex that will feel like shit because you're wearing a condom in an ultra loose blown out hooker pussy. Even if you got hard it wouldn't be worth the money

 

[Sans]

A prostitute isn't going to give you the same passion or effort they give chad. She's going to give you an inferior experience similar to what women give their betabux/oofy doofy boyfriends and she's going to charge you premium.


Think about that before you consider getting an escort. You're basically cucking yourself by paying a woman who'd be sexually disgusted with you otherwise to give you sex.

Remember that she likely lost her virginity to Chad in her prime and would reject you back then.

This shit didn't even cross my mind, yet another reason not to pay for sex. My reasoning was just that I refuse to pay for something that Chad gets for free.

 

[Stupid Clown]

This shit didn't even cross my mind, yet another reason not to pay for sex. My reasoning was just that I refuse to pay for something that Chad gets for free.

Based logic

 

[MisanthropicMemes]

A prostitute isn't going to give you the same passion or effort they give chad. She's going to give you an inferior experience similar to what women give their betabux/oofy doofy boyfriends and she's going to charge you premium.


Think about that before you consider getting an escort. You're basically cucking yourself by paying a woman who'd be sexually disgusted with you otherwise to give you sex.

Remember that she likely lost her virginity to Chad in her prime and would reject you back then.

Just drape

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Every escortcel and wanna-be-escortcel should read this and realize how cucked the concept is.

 

[underballer]

the key is to get it as cheap as possible

 

[X.9]

Never hired one, I would rather cope with jerking off all day than paying for used up pussy.

 

[grapeisfun]

It’s a service. Some give you a good experience, others are mid, some are bad. Get one that likes to please you and treat you well and that’s it. Escorts have eyes and standards just like regular women the only difference is they’re compensated to give you an experience.