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Theory Buying a condom might be a good way to gauge your SMV

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A prettyboy bought one in front of me at the grocery store today and the young Becky at the counter gave him a shy smile
This was the first time I saw someone just buy condoms at the store, if it's bundled with other groceries I guess the reaction wouldn't be as noticable

Beckies reaction to you buying solely condoms infers your SMV theory
 
If I bought condoms, she would think that I was planning to rape foids.
 
I'm too high inhib to conduct this experiment in praxis
 
Imagine how confused they would be if an incel bought condoms :lul:
 
Buy a saw, rope, plastic bags and duck tape all together :feelsLSD:
 
I'm 28 and have no clue about:

- the cost of a condom
- how to find the correct size
- how to put it on
 
I am too high inhib to ever buy condoms. It would be embarrassing and cringe.
 
If I bought condoms, she would think that I was planning to rape foids.
I don't think a rapist (a real one) would use condoms

they'd probably just be more surprised that a subhuman is getting action
 
A prettyboy bought one in front of me at the grocery store today and the young Becky at the counter gave him a shy smile
This was the first time I saw someone just buy condoms at the store, if it's bundled with other groceries I guess the reaction wouldn't be as noticable

Beckies reaction to you buying solely condoms infers your SMV theory
It happened to me.

I just bought them to fap jfl.

(Inb4 "ban this fakekwell", I'm subhuman)
 
I bought them once and ofcourse thats the time i got checked at self cashout (they go through your bag scanning products to see if u stole any) and it was a young women ngl she just scanned them and kept going to other items, it wasnt a big deal but it felt crazy to me idk.
 
I'm 28 and have no clue about:

- the cost of a condom
- how to find the correct size
- how to put it on
I did actually find out these things. (other than cost)
For correct size: It's about girth, not length. Get a tape measure and wrap it around your erect penis.
Then go to https://calcsd.info and enter those details. It will give you some recommendations.
If you did need to put one on, there are tutorials out there.

Then again it's not really that I need to know this. There's a good chance I will die as a KHHV.
 
Those tips are for normies. They will never work on us. Our physique is too shitty for that.
 
I did actually find out these things. (other than cost)
For correct size: It's about girth, not length. Get a tape measure and wrap it around your erect penis.
Then go to https://calcsd.info and enter those details. It will give you some recommendations.
If you did need to put one on, there are tutorials out there.
Thanks for the info man. Man I'm almost 30 and didn't know this... others half my age, or a bit older than that, know this...

Then again it's not really that I need to know this. There's a good chance I will die as a KHHV.
Same here, at 28 and with no redeeming qualities, I too will die as a KHHV. I don't plan on hiring a sex-escort any time soon despite it being legal here.
 

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