Bro's gonna be thrown in jail
Brootal
Brootal
Are you gonna go there?
Unlikely because I stole food, nothing worth over £200.
Worse I'll get is a life ban from the shop and pay a fine
If I don't, I'll get in trouble
Brutal
If the cops do decide to take action, they'll just want me to pay a fine and ban me from the shopBrutal
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brootal, wish u the best
Has that happened before?
Oi m8 show me your loicense for stealing
i used to shoplift like a little shit but getting caught put my ass in check real quick.
Yeah, back in August last year, I got into a fray with a Tesco employee when he caught me shoplifting and tried to stop me by ramming this cart into me.
A few weeks after that, I got arrested, spent some time in a cell in the station, appeared in court and got released, but I was permanently banned from that Tesco.
I also had to appear in court later a few times after that
Holy shit
Did you get any fines for it? Seems kinda pointless to take you to court if all they are gonna do is ban you from a Tesco.
The second cooming.
Another blackcel gone…
Also what did you steal for an employee to ram you with a cart?
No, I never paid a fine for it
Bongs are masters of contradiction
I'm white
He recognised me from stealing from the shop beforeAlso what did you steal for an employee to ram you with a cart?
wow
low inhib badboymaxxing!
low inhib badboymaxxing!
Well in the Uk stealing is basically legal so.... you have very little to lose if you do not attend. I am sure that they will give you a small fine on account of your NEETing
Only if your a nigger, jeet or paki.
I'm white, so I'm treated as a third class citizen here
Wear blackface then
Oooh, if I did that, the fucking riot squad will come after me with their truncheons, jackboots and riots shields.Wear blackface then
And I'll be named and shamed on the news and social media
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I guess they'll just slap you with a fine, and ban you from those stores
fascinating
Here's the arguments I'd use:
- Say the police are wasting their time/budget by speaking to you. (This is something I'd say to their face if they arrested me)
- It's necessary for you to steal, the only other options is starvation. If they bring up soup kitchens, say they don't provide enough, and your benefits aren't enough to afford your cost of living.
- Say the police are wasting their time/budget by speaking to you. (This is something I'd say to their face if they arrested me)
- It's necessary for you to steal, the only other options is starvation. If they bring up soup kitchens, say they don't provide enough, and your benefits aren't enough to afford your cost of living.
Just know this: If I get into Number 10, I'll be making you the Home Secretary. Meaning that you'll be in charge of the entire police force.
Police are understaffed and don't go after actual criminals like rapists, murderers or pedophiles, because a majority of them are non white.
And even if they did arrest them, all they'll get is a suspended sentence or do a few weeks or a few months in prison.
Some may even be released early on licence.
As for soup kitchens, their not always open, one here's miles away from town, it's understaffed and full of boomer crackheads who want to start trouble to prove how hard they are
If you get into number 10, I want you to turn the UK into a white supremacist, totalitarian state like ingsoc from 1984.
I love the idea of living in the UK under ingsoc, but as a member of the inner party.
Because I'll be free, happy and living a good life while everybody else is weak, stupid, hungry and dying
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I just busted
Thoughts on this @Dollfucker?
JFL the British police now email you to notify you of crimes you committed.
How do they know it is you?
I'm pretty known to the police for past offending
The cop who emailed this is a foid too btw
Could you thugmaxx?
Brutal
No thugmaxxing for my looks, autism or trauma
Did they catch you when you did it and you ran off, or did they somehow identify you after the fact?
Ive been caught by store staff a few times, but they just tell me that I have to pay, but ignore them and run out.
They likely gave the CCTV footage to the police
I'm too scared to shoplift
did you not scan an item on the self checkout or did you just put it in your pockets?
did you not scan an item on the self checkout or did you just put it in your pockets?
Just put it on my pocketsI'm too scared to shoplift
did you not scan an item on the self checkout or did you just put it in your pockets?
Did you give your email to them?
I'm gonna have to stop stealing pears, not worth it.
Had to in the past
How often do they email you?
They rarely do.
RP, I'm on some kinda program where I have to receive visits from engage with these 2 cops who are apart of a program to keep an eye on offenders like me
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How do they even know it was you that stole jfl
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