Bus full of Chads at goddamn Cracker Barrell

[LivingAbortion]

I tried to have a relaxing dinner with my dad at Cracker Barrell and a whole fucking BUS of goddamn Chads came in, eyeing up every bitch in the building like they just couldn't wait to fuck'em right there! I think it was a college hockey team or some crap. They were all young and atheletic. And some group of Skanks at this table started cheering. I seriously had to hold back the urge to go on a stabbing spree. Something is wrong with my mind, I want to see these people DIE. I want them to all D I E.

 

[Stoiccel]

After years of public school this wouldn't bother me.

 

[TheCrock]

Fuck man, I always wanted to play sports, and was even good at some, but my size fucked me over hard.

 

[TheRealChincel]

I remember being at the airport and seeing a college hockey team. This was when I learned that women approach or make it all but obvious they want the guy. World was shattered that day.

 

[Deleted member 3291]

What did you eat I’ve went there once before

 

[IronMike]

Fuck cracker barrel, they always forget shit when I order out

Plus who the fuck wants hashbrown casserole