Serious bullshitting on your resume as a neetcel

[CIA nigger]

has anyone here been neet for at least a year and then tried handing in a resume? i have like one and a half years that i can not explain and i don't know what to bullshit about so i can get a wagecuck job

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

my resume is faker than holocaust

 

[Khanivore]

my resume is faker than holocaust

You work as an.. ahem, "cleaniness engineer"

 

[proudweeb]

just tell them you were "self employed" at "internet marketing"

 

[proudweeb]

my resume is faker than holocaust

 

[pixy.]

my resume is faker than holocaust

 

[wei#3959]

My resume is 100% legit so that I'll never get hired and will always live off welfare.

My livings costs are 50 a month, literally no point in working.

Based

 

[racoon4]

I tell them that I've been working illegally

 

[Rick prime]

my resume is faker than holocaust

True and I got accepted to an obscure it tech company jfl

 

[RandomGuy]

Self-employment fills the gap.

 

[BornToLose]

Working on being based.

 

[Profligate]

Yeah I just extended the period of my employment in one of the jobs that I had. Nobody is gonna ask your past employer when exactly did you quit especially if it was years ago. They may not even any records of you to know for sure after so long.

 

[Crumb]

They probably wont care if its a shitty job