JFL Brutally Lifemogged by 12 year old brother

[whogivesafucc]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS KID HAS ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND NOW. HE RECENTLY HAD ONE, NOW THEY APPARENTLY BROKE UP AND HE'S "DATING" SOME OTHER GIRL.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA THIS IS A SICK FUCKING JOKE, A FUCKING OBESE 12 YEAR OLD KID HAS MORE LIFE EXPERIENCE THAN ME ALREADY, THAN I EVER FUCKING WILL IN MY LIFE hAhaHAHAHahahAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAaahahahahahah how is this even fucking real right now. just fucking end my life at this point tbh, fuck looks theory, fuck the blackpill, my 12 year old brother has mogged me in all aspects humanly possible. i must die.

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Where could I possibly procure weaponry....for hunting

 

[Deleted member 1042]

You are a mentalcel, bro. Just b NT, and slay.

 

[allbluee]

Is he also gl like you?

 

[deathgreetsmeslow]

Ask him if he’s a virgin

 

[mikepence]

It's over if you're not NT by the time he gets laid. If he ends up fucking kill him, go ER, and then kys.

 

[Deleted member 5861]

My little nephew kissed like 5 different girls on the lip in daycare in age 3 (I saw pictures taken by mom). He also told me that they let him grab their asses.

 

[whogivesafucc]

Is he also gl like you?

he's a legit 4/10

but i guess he's running height game or some shit because he's 5"8 at the age of 12 and about 180 pounds. he doesn't even fucking eat anything and is at that weight. Jfl.

 

[FiveFourManlet]

he's a legit 4/10

but i guess he's running height game or some shit because he's 5"8 at the age of 12 and about 180 pounds. he doesn't even fucking eat anything and is at that weight. Jfl.

just be tall

 

[Deleted member 2429]

My little nephew kissed like 5 different girls on the lip in daycare in age 3 (I saw pictures taken by mom). He also told me that they let him grab their asses.

What in the actual fuck, life of a Chad.

 

[Uglymonster]

It's only going to get worse. Soon he will invite hotties to his room and you will hear them having sex while you lay in your lonely bed.

 

[Deleted member 2429]

It's only going to get worse. Soon he will invite hotties to his room and you will hear them having sex while you lay in your lonely bed.

Maybe he should make a diffEReNCe and barge in while they have sex

 

[_incelinside]

Chadlet. He will probably be like 6 foot 3 by the time hes grown. I was 4 foot 11 when I was 12

 

[Izayacel]

Chadlet. He will probably be like 6 foot 3 by the time hes grown. I was 4 foot 11 when I was 12

lol his taller then me wtf is this im 5 7 hes 5 8 ofc cunts wanna fuck this guy he has superior genes

 

[anondump]

Just be nt theory just comfirmed

 

[ApoplecticRage]

Beat him up.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Suggest a family ganbang and if that fails go for a family suicide.

Or just swap faces like in faceoff

 

[Nunu]

Is he also gl like you?

This

 

[Hunter]

just like ER...

 

[EthnicelNL]

Getting lifemogged by ur 12 old fat bro sounds like the worst suifuel ever.

 

[Jockcel]

Get rekt high inhib chadlite (jk)

 

[Anonymous MG]

Chads will experience femoids closer than I will at the age of fucking 5 years old, I have accepted this

 

[Indari]

steal his jb gf from him

 

[Ritalincel]

go eee ahh

 

[Anonymous MG]

Little kid experiences something young adult hasn't experienced in his entire life; the mogging
Welp, now you know ERs reason for wanting to eliminate his brother