Brutal BlackPill from fellow incel Gilbert Gottfried

[Redpill Robert]

"Women say they want a sense of humor. They don't."

Of course this is something most of us already knew (just be funny bro!) but it's nice seeing someone famous telling the truth about women for once.

 

[Redpill Robert]

Nobody here has the patience to read a short article. Goddamn millennial fakecels.

 

[Deleted member]

females laugh at literally everything Chad says, no matter how unfunny it may be. he may even be talking about totally boring crap, and they'll laugh and giggle anyway. "sense of humor" is just "looks" for a female.

 

[BeyondHope]

Women have no sense of humor. They olnly lauch with something a guy they like physcially says.

 

[jagermeister]

this is major cope and bs

when i was an ugly awkward chubbycel relying on my funny guy skills was all i had going for me to get girls and still was able to get kisses touch titties and booties thanks to that

 

[OTaKu_WarrIOr_N]

this is major cope and bs

when i was an ugly awkward chubbycel relying on my funny guy skills was all i had going for me to get girls and still was able to get kisses touch titties and booties thanks to that

Are you completely sure it was the comedy?

 

[Jockcel]

this is major cope and bs

when i was an ugly awkward chubbycel relying on my funny guy skills was all i had going for me to get girls and still was able to get kisses touch titties and booties thanks to that

FAKECEL

 

[jagermeister]

this is major cope and bs
when i was an ugly awkward chubbycel relying on my funny guy skills was all i had going for me to get girls and still was able to get kisses touch titties and booties thanks to that

Are you completely sure it was the comedy?

yes i was a 3/10 at best

this is major cope and bs
when i was an ugly awkward chubbycel relying on my funny guy skills was all i had going for me to get girls and still was able to get kisses touch titties and booties thanks to that

FAKECEL

mentalcel*

 

[Deleted member]

this is major cope and bs

when i was an ugly awkward chubbycel relying on my funny guy skills was all i had going for me to get girls and still was able to get kisses touch titties and booties thanks to that

yeah, the explanation is surely that you are better at making people laugh than the multimillionaire comedian that has been doing it since the age of 15. this is as realistic as the "i have this 4 foot 11 indian janitor friend that gets laid weekly due to his personality" line.

 

[jagermeister]

this is major cope and bs
when i was an ugly awkward chubbycel relying on my funny guy skills was all i had going for me to get girls and still was able to get kisses touch titties and booties thanks to that

yeah, the explanation is surely that you are better at making people laugh than the multimillionaire comedian.

i didn't even read the article

if u wanna cope and believe that ur doomed no matter what then keep living like that tbh

i'm here to red pill incels about not everything is lost

 

[iiiTeMpeR]

chad is always funny

 

[jagermeister]

this is major cope and bs
when i was an ugly awkward chubbycel relying on my funny guy skills was all i had going for me to get girls and still was able to get kisses touch titties and booties thanks to that

Are you completely sure it was the comedy?

yes i was a 3/10 at best

this is major cope and bs
when i was an ugly awkward chubbycel relying on my funny guy skills was all i had going for me to get girls and still was able to get kisses touch titties and booties thanks to that

FAKECEL

mentalcel*

btw this is very close to my phenotype at the time

 

[OTaKu_WarrIOr_N]

this is major cope and bs
when i was an ugly awkward chubbycel relying on my funny guy skills was all i had going for me to get girls and still was able to get kisses touch titties and booties thanks to that

Are you completely sure it was the comedy?

yes i was a 3/10 at best

this is major cope and bs
when i was an ugly awkward chubbycel relying on my funny guy skills was all i had going for me to get girls and still was able to get kisses touch titties and booties thanks to that

FAKECEL

mentalcel*

btw this is very close to my phenotype at the time

Did you have an ugly face?

 

[mariaimdrunk]

this is major cope and bs

when i was an ugly awkward chubbycel relying on my funny guy skills was all i had going for me to get girls and still was able to get kisses touch titties and booties thanks to that

Lol your signature.  Lookism poster begone

 

[Redpill Robert]

females laugh at literally everything Chad says, no matter how unfunny it may be. he may even be talking about totally boring crap, and they'll laugh and giggle anyway. "sense of humor" is just "looks" for a female.

Truth. Gottfried says the same thing in the article basically.

 

[jagermeister]

this is major cope and bs
when i was an ugly awkward chubbycel relying on my funny guy skills was all i had going for me to get girls and still was able to get kisses touch titties and booties thanks to that

Are you completely sure it was the comedy?

yes i was a 3/10 at best

this is major cope and bs
when i was an ugly awkward chubbycel relying on my funny guy skills was all i had going for me to get girls and still was able to get kisses touch titties and booties thanks to that

FAKECEL

mentalcel*

btw this is very close to my phenotype at the time

Did you have an ugly face?

yes

octopusgun tier side profile with average eye area

after 2 years, puberty fixed it

but still just imagine octopusgun being a fat fuck and there you have it tbh

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this is major cope and bs
when i was an ugly awkward chubbycel relying on my funny guy skills was all i had going for me to get girls and still was able to get kisses touch titties and booties thanks to that

Lol your signature. Lookism poster begone

i don't get the lookism hate tbh

 

[OTaKu_WarrIOr_N]

this is major cope and bs
when i was an ugly awkward chubbycel relying on my funny guy skills was all i had going for me to get girls and still was able to get kisses touch titties and booties thanks to that

Are you completely sure it was the comedy?

yes i was a 3/10 at best

this is major cope and bs
when i was an ugly awkward chubbycel relying on my funny guy skills was all i had going for me to get girls and still was able to get kisses touch titties and booties thanks to that

FAKECEL

mentalcel*

btw this is very close to my phenotype at the time

Did you have an ugly face?

yes
octopusgun tier side profile with average eye area
after 2 years, puberty fixed it
but still just imagine octopusgun being a fat fuck and there you have it tbh

The females probably did those things out of humor and pity

 

[jagermeister]

this is major cope and bs
when i was an ugly awkward chubbycel relying on my funny guy skills was all i had going for me to get girls and still was able to get kisses touch titties and booties thanks to that

Are you completely sure it was the comedy?

yes i was a 3/10 at best

this is major cope and bs
when i was an ugly awkward chubbycel relying on my funny guy skills was all i had going for me to get girls and still was able to get kisses touch titties and booties thanks to that

FAKECEL

mentalcel*

btw this is very close to my phenotype at the time

Did you have an ugly face?

yes
octopusgun tier side profile with average eye area
after 2 years, puberty fixed it
but still just imagine octopusgun being a fat fuck and there you have it tbh

The females probably did those things out of humor and pity

well at the end of the day i ended up winning so don't you think it's worth a try?

 

[Redpill Robert]

Women have no sense of humor. They olnly lauch with something a guy they like physcially says.

Big part of why females are never good comedians and allowing them into ANY form of entertainment aside from porn always just ruins it completely.

 

[OTaKu_WarrIOr_N]

this is major cope and bs
when i was an ugly awkward chubbycel relying on my funny guy skills was all i had going for me to get girls and still was able to get kisses touch titties and booties thanks to that

Are you completely sure it was the comedy?

yes i was a 3/10 at best

this is major cope and bs
when i was an ugly awkward chubbycel relying on my funny guy skills was all i had going for me to get girls and still was able to get kisses touch titties and booties thanks to that

FAKECEL

mentalcel*

btw this is very close to my phenotype at the time

Did you have an ugly face?

yes
octopusgun tier side profile with average eye area
after 2 years, puberty fixed it
but still just imagine octopusgun being a fat fuck and there you have it tbh

The females probably did those things out of humor and pity

well at the end of the day i ended up winning so don't you think it's worth a try?

I don't see that as a win if they did it for those reasons. You might though

 

[BeyondHope]

Big part of why females are never good comedians and allowing them into ANY form of entertainment aside from porn always just ruins it completely.

Women are only good for fucking

 

[jagermeister]

this is major cope and bs
when i was an ugly awkward chubbycel relying on my funny guy skills was all i had going for me to get girls and still was able to get kisses touch titties and booties thanks to that

Are you completely sure it was the comedy?

yes i was a 3/10 at best

this is major cope and bs
when i was an ugly awkward chubbycel relying on my funny guy skills was all i had going for me to get girls and still was able to get kisses touch titties and booties thanks to that

FAKECEL

mentalcel*

btw this is very close to my phenotype at the time

Did you have an ugly face?

yes
octopusgun tier side profile with average eye area
after 2 years, puberty fixed it
but still just imagine octopusgun being a fat fuck and there you have it tbh

The females probably did those things out of humor and pity

well at the end of the day i ended up winning so don't you think it's worth a try?

I don't see that as a win if they did it for those reasons

imo as a fat ugly incel touching and kissing average and nice looking girls is an atomic win

 

[OTaKu_WarrIOr_N]

this is major cope and bs
when i was an ugly awkward chubbycel relying on my funny guy skills was all i had going for me to get girls and still was able to get kisses touch titties and booties thanks to that

Are you completely sure it was the comedy?

yes i was a 3/10 at best

this is major cope and bs
when i was an ugly awkward chubbycel relying on my funny guy skills was all i had going for me to get girls and still was able to get kisses touch titties and booties thanks to that

FAKECEL

mentalcel*

btw this is very close to my phenotype at the time

Did you have an ugly face?

yes
octopusgun tier side profile with average eye area
after 2 years, puberty fixed it
but still just imagine octopusgun being a fat fuck and there you have it tbh

The females probably did those things out of humor and pity

well at the end of the day i ended up winning so don't you think it's worth a try?

I don't see that as a win if they did it for those reasons

imo as a fat ugly incel touching and kissing average and nice looking girls is an atomic win

It could be with a certain mindset

 

[not_here_4_points]

imo as a fat ugly incel touching and kissing average and nice looking girls is an atomic win

How the fuck do you have 500 kisses but only 7 lays?

 

[jagermeister]

imo as a fat ugly incel touching and kissing average and nice looking girls is an atomic win

How the fuck do you have 500 kisses but only 7 lays?

it was +500

lmao i counted kisses as just kisses not an actual number of ppl i kissed unlike the 7 lays (7 girls)

i made it negative so is not "bragging" but might take it down before butthurt mods start warning me again for "bragging" and for this not being lookism

jfl at the lookism hate and retarded bans tbh

 

[mylifeistrash]

yeah, the explanation is surely that you are better at making people laugh than the multimillionaire comedian that has been doing it since the age of 15. this is as realistic as the "i have this 4 foot 11 indian janitor friend that gets laid weekly due to his personality" line.

brutal black pill

louis CK basically siad the same thing, too

 

[Its_OVER]

"If a woman is laughing at everything you say, she already plans to fuck you.

That’s all there is to it. Your jokes don’t have to be any good, because she’s not really listening. If she’s planning to fuck you, she’ll laugh. And if she’s not, she won’t. End of story.

So if you want to use comedy to get a woman into bed, here’s what you need to do. Find a girl desperate enough to fuck you. Then everything you say will be comedy gold. "

My daily dose

 

[Redpill Robert]

this is major cope and bs

when i was an ugly awkward chubbycel relying on my funny guy skills was all i had going for me to get girls and still was able to get kisses touch titties and booties thanks to that

Yep, so even a rich and famous but ugly comedian can't get laid and confirms this but you're the exception? Lucky guy.

 

[NeoRedPill]

Women aren’t funny.

 

[Blackpill101]

Femoids only have a sense of humor toward Chads.

 

[Redpill Robert]

chad is always funny

Yep. Chad is always smart too; e.g. an incel posts a thoughtful, detailed, and well-sourced diatribe against war or something, it gets 1 like from another cerebral incel. A Chad posts "war is wrong bro!" and it gets hundreds of likes from femoids and comments gushing about how "deep" he is. This also happens when any moderately attractive female decides to share her totally profound and totally original world view as well, mind you.

I wish I were joking, but we've all seen it.