Brown eyes = subhuman, blue/green eyes = god tier.

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You know brown eyes are genetically superior right? the only reason they don't give a halo is because they are more common. But the data is clear on this one, lighter eye colors are much more likely to get all sorts of problems.
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Those with lighter iris color have been found to have a higher prevalence of age-related macular degeneration (ARMD) than those with darker iris color;[75] lighter eye color is also associated with an increased risk of ARMD progression.[82] A gray iris may indicate the presence of a uveitis, and an increased risk of uveal melanoma has been found in those with blue, green or gray eyes.[67][83] However, a study in 2000 suggests that people with dark brown eyes are at increased risk of developing cataracts and therefore should protect their eyes from direct exposure to sunlight.[84]
 
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It´s and injustice to be born as ethnic
 
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IT'S ALL ABOUT B O N E S

tbhthb

If you have blue or green eyes but shit eye area bone structure, your eye area could still be sub3.

EDIT: Fuark just noticed this is an old thread JFL tfw high and drunk tbhthbngl
 
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Its all about the shape of the eye
 
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Ryo_Hazuki said:
I want green eyes SO FUCKING BAD! EMERALD green eyes.

TFW boring hazel eyes.

VST said:
brag post ngl

I have to agree

"I WANT A FERRARI SO BAD, TFW ONLY A LAMBO" Meanwhile the rest of us have base trim civics
 
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Framecel222 said:
Brown-eyed coper detected.
 
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I thought my eyes were greenish, but they're hazel.
 
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Most allegedly green eyes are actually brown.
 
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wish I had blue eyes
massive halo since I’m brown
 
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Crustaciouse said:
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Brown eyes are the least attractive eye color

Green and blue eyes are the most attractive
I remember reading that poll and thought "wut? Green is #1?"

Then I realized they rigged the vote by splitting blue into light blue and dark blue, and when you combine those two, blue mogs all.

Gonna get New Eyes Laser some day.
 
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my eyes are really fucking weird, they sit in between blue and green
 
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what about hazel eyes?
 
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Blame it on brown eyes, bro
 
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Socratescel said:
The good news is you can change it
nice necro mah nigga.
 
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Ryo_Hazuki said:
I want green eyes SO FUCKING BAD! EMERALD green eyes.

TFW boring hazel eyes.
I want to be 6'3 SO FUCKING BAD!
TFW midget 6'1
 
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Socratescel said:
The good news is you can change it
Enjoy going blind or losing vision just to attract some roastie whore.
 
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Light eyes are universally preferable to dark eyes.
With the exception of people who have naturally very light hair, in that case, dark eyes can be mesmerizing, but that's rare.
 
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the biggest chads I know are dark eyed, eye color is cope.
 
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eye color has been disproven so many times. a darker eye color actually compliments a hood brow.
 
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Eye color doesn't matter anywhere near as much as eye shape and structure. Ive got blue eyes but they are asymmetrical, large, round and beta looking. Eye colour is only a slight bonus.
 
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For 22 years I've woken up, looked in the mirror and wonder why am I cursed with brown eyes when both my parents have green ones. If I had green ones, people would probably legit like me more. I would like myself more and would have a less serious and intimidating look (which would be a good thing in my case).
 
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Well yes dark eyes are worse compared to lighter eyes colors but the shape and eyebrows matters too.Also if brown eyes were rarer than blue eyes for example they would be considered better actually many people especially in areas with a higher % of light eyes prefer dark eyes and thick eyebrows because it's rare there
 
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misanthropekun said:
Enjoy going blind or losing vision just to attract some roastie whore.

Not like that, I am using biokinesis

And if you're gonna change eye color make sure it's safe
 
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Grey eyes are also god-tier.
 
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Currently Rotting said:
Yeah brown eyes a massive injustice to people who have to look at them. My eyes are the actual color of shit

Brown eyes might be bad. Imagine having brown skin. Black people look like giant walking pieces of shit :feelsgah:
 
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can confirm. I look so much better with blue color contacts. I'm middle eastern with all dark features and light skin so the contrast is pretty sick.
 
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women don't like blue eyes. it's a beta trait because it's a white trait and whites are beta cucks. by the year 2050 all whites will be in cages and blacks, arabs, and hispanics will rule the earth.

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dark eyes fucking suck
 
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The shape of your eyes is generally more important than the color but if you gave an ethnic blue eyes he'd get like an extra 1 or 2 points.
 
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Currently Rotting said:
Yeah brown eyes a massive injustice to people who have to look at them. My eyes are the actual color of shit
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blickpall said:
GigaCope.

It's slightly working at least

Both ways it's better to have blue or green eyes
BRCel123 said:
dark eyes fucking suck

Most specifically brown eyes
Hunter said:
what about hazel eyes?

High tier eye color, not as good as the other light ones

But if you get hazel eyes from biokinesis, then you can get green more easily since both are lower melanin than brown/black
 
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