It's Over Broke both of my legs today

[TruecelMakaiAguigui]

Pretty rough day for me bros. Was trying to DIY patch up the flashing in my roof where the garage meets the house, snows been melting and leaking in. I ended up slipping and landing in a compromised prone position on the roof. I was wearing my moncler jacket so I started sliding right down the slope of the roof and I landed on my feet with my legs locked straight and I broke both of my fucking legs. I'm definitely coping pretty hard, my deductible is $7,000 and I might lose my job because I took almost all of January off to jerk off and play Final Fantasy 14.

Worst part is, my chances to crush puss are even lower now. I know the odds were already super low but I know for CERTAIN no foids are going to want to bounce on the rod of a crippled CHUD. FUCK!!!

Just sitting here in the hospital scrolling stats.fm and I saw there's a new Joji album in two days so at least thats cheered me up a little.

 

[Deleted Member 8090]

What the fuck

 

[Animecel2D]

Damn, unlucky mate

 

[Caichan]

Damn that sucks I hope it gets better for you man

 

[Dwarven_Miner]

That's horrible, I hope things improve for you.

 

[wereq]

I started sliding right down the slope of the roof and I landed on my feet with my legs locked straight and I broke both of my fucking legs. I'm definitely coping pretty hard, my deductible is $7,000 and I might lose my job because I took almost all of January off to jerk off and play Final Fantasy 14.

 

[undesiredsamsung]

This was very unexpected sorry you gonna have to deal with that

 

[spigglecel]

>moncler
subtle flex, subtle flex

 

[poorenglishcel]

Get well soon boyo

 

[zd60]

brutal man, hope you got some painkillers

 

[Barlog]

Well, at least you broke both your legs.

 

[foidslayer4ever]

what brand was you jacket - FOIDSLAYER4EVER. some very respectable mod changed my name and profile pic and i cant change it back. IM FOIDSLAYER4EVER

 

[poorenglishcel]

what brand was you jacket - FOIDSLAYER4EVER. some very respectable mod changed my name and profile pic and i cant change it back. IM FOIDSLAYER4EVER

Welcome to the family. You are here forever now. No one leaves once they join.

 

[foidslayer4ever]

Welcome to the family. You are here forever now. No one leaves once they join.

why what the fuck is this?

 

[poorenglishcel]

why what the fuck is this?

It's a gift

You must accept it, embrace it SpecialNeeds4evar

 

[foidslayer4ever]

It's a gift

You must accept it, embrace it SpecialNeeds4evar

foidslayer4ever** dude what are these mods, like you cant even make a fucking joke.

 

[nazianime]

That sucks, I fell of a ladder once and landed onto concrete. I got lucky though and only cracked my kneecap and smashed my face hard enough to break facial bones and lose some teeth. It gave me survivors euphoria enough to get through all the medical procedures, before it wore off and I became more paranoid.

 

[VanGobbel]

Damn thats crazy man. Hope you can cope somehow...road to recovery is going to be long. Good luck.