I came across this TikTok video of a noodletoilet being pointed out that she's a breastlet. What's funny is that oftentimes the only difference between a Noodlebecky and a Noodlestacy is her cup size.
Toilets mock us short men for being too short all the time because any man who is even an inch shorter than 6'4 isn't worthy to be included into the gene pool, yet so many breastlets who had trauma over the fact that they never developed any breasts while all of their female classmates did and cried themselves to sleep over their flat chests aren't allowed to be mocked.
Also notice how no sexy clothing worn by a breastlet actually looks sexy because she can't show off the feminine features she clearly doesn't have.
This is why they wear baggy shirts, to hide the fact that they're "less woman" than other toilets.
Push-up bra's don't work if there's nothing to push up.
If a flat-chested toilet ever calls you "a manlet" point at her chest, call her "a breastlet", and laugh.
Toilets mock us short men for being too short all the time because any man who is even an inch shorter than 6'4 isn't worthy to be included into the gene pool, yet so many breastlets who had trauma over the fact that they never developed any breasts while all of their female classmates did and cried themselves to sleep over their flat chests aren't allowed to be mocked.
Also notice how no sexy clothing worn by a breastlet actually looks sexy because she can't show off the feminine features she clearly doesn't have.
This is why they wear baggy shirts, to hide the fact that they're "less woman" than other toilets. Push-up bra's don't work if there's nothing to push up.
If a flat-chested toilet ever calls you "a manlet" point at her chest, call her "a breastlet", and laugh.
