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Toxic Femininity Brad Pitt Finally Agrees to Divorce Terms of Whore Wife Who Abandoned Him 8 Years Ago

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Brad Pitt Finally Agrees to Divorce Terms of Whore Wife Who Abandoned Him 8 Years Ago​

Andrew Anglin January 1, 2025


Great look, Angie. The Rolling Stones might write a song about that beautiful body of yours. Love the arms.
Related: Brad Pitt’s Daughter Legally Changes Last Name as Filthy Whore Mother Continues Anti-Brad Doom Campaign
One of my core talking points about women has always been that if the most desirable men in the world can’t keep their wives from leaving them, normal men simply do not have a chance.
Brad Pitt was and probably still is the world’s number one male sex icon. He’s also got hundreds of millions of dollars.
But he couldn’t keep his marriage together.
The Guardian:
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have reached a divorce settlement, her lawyer said Monday, bringing an apparent end to one of the longest and most contentious divorces in Hollywood history.
Jolie’s attorney James Simon confirmed to The Associated Press that the couple had come to a deal. News of the settlement was first reported by People magazine.
“More than eight years ago, Angelina filed for divorce from Mr. Pitt,” Simon said in a statement. “She and the children left all of the properties they had shared with Mr. Pitt, and since that time she has focused on finding peace and healing for their family. This is just one part of a long ongoing process that started eight years ago. Frankly, Angelina is exhausted, but she is relieved this one part is over.”

Jolie filed for divorce in 2016, after a flight from Europe during which she alleges Pitt was abusive toward her and their children. Pitt denies the allegations. A judge in 2019 declared them divorced and single, but the splitting of assets and child custody needed to be separately settled.
This no doubt cost him a whole lot of money. What women will do is just wait you out until the legal fees are even larger than the extreme sums she is demanding. This is why some men just give half of everything immediately.
People on the internet who support women, we call them “white knights” or just “faggots,” will tell you that you can keep your wife from abandoning you by doing some specific set of things. Some will claim that you need to “be alpha,” which is the gayest thing anyone can claim.
Here is a short list of the kind of men you need to be better than – “more alpha than,” rofl – in order to ensure your wife does not take advantage of the Western system of “if you abandon your husband the government will force him to give you huge sums of money” system:
  • Brad Pitt (global sex icon)
  • Johnny Depp (global sex icon)
  • Tom Cruise (the other global sex icon, abandoned twice, the only global sex icon not divorced is Leo, who only dates women in their early 20s and doesn’t marry them because he’s apparently not retarded)
  • Jeff Bezos (richest man in the world before the divorce)
  • Bill Gates (another richest man)
  • Justin Trudeau (famous leader of Canada, sex icon)
  • Vladimir Putin (arguably the single most powerful man alive, though he’s probably now beaten by Xi, who is still married)
  • Kevin Costner (popular celebrity on one of the most popular TV shows)
  • Kanye West (most famous musician, billionaire)
  • Ben Affleck (best Batman actor)
  • Russell Brand (best Rumble streamer)
  • Paul McCartney (from the Beatles)
  • Tom Brady (most famous athlete)
You can say “oh well, I’m not a nigger like Kanye or a fag like Trudeau or a drunken mess like Ben or short like Putin and Angelina was a whore and Brad never should have married her,” or whatever, but if you actually think you are more capable at managing women than all of the most desirable men on earth, you are mentally deranged.
It’s just simply not realistic to imagine you have this kind of power. If you do believe you are categorically better with women than all of the richest, most handsome, and most powerful men on earth, then I actually have respect for that, but it is clearly insane.
I didn’t even mention the greatest man of all. Nick Cage was abandoned twice in a row before finally giving into the ultimate temptation.

She also left him, lol.
Then he married a significantly less attractive Asian woman in 2021, who hasn’t left him yet.

Evidence indicates he may be doing the wise thing and keeping her zonked up on pills so she doesn’t have the energy to escape with the cash.

But now all he hears is “daddy, me want ricey, me want cheat American in online game.”

Look, bud:
It’s possible your marriage will work out. But the best thing you can do to keep it together, short of living somewhere with different divorce laws, is pray about it. You’re not going to “man up” and “be alpha” and then be so alpha (while also being the kind of faggot who actively thinks about “being alpha”) that she never gets bored, never wants to take the money and run. That simply is not something that will happen in real life.
If there was such a secret to modern Western marriage, and someone had it, they could have sold it Jeff Bezos for any amount less than $38 billion. He would have paid the person with that secret technique $37 billion to reveal it to him.
Think about it, breh.
I’m all for overestimating your own competence, but when you’re risking everything on a roll of the dice, you need to be thoughtful and realistic about the situation.
Updated to reflect the fact that Tom Brady, a Christian family man who can’t be accused of being a “Hollywood degenerate,” also got the “take the money and run” treatment from his wife, who was interested in having sex with other men before she got too old.
 
My cousin kinda looks like her, when I think about it.
 
Why would anyone ever get married without at least having a prenup...
 
Why would anyone ever get married without at least having a prenup...
Prenups aren't worth the paper they are written on.
Are any of these celebs devout christians, muslims, jews or whatever?
No?

Why do they feel the need to marry then?

Stupid.
 
Prenups aren't worth the paper they are written on.
Are any of these celebs devout christians, muslims, jews or whatever?
No?

Why do they feel the need to marry then?

Stupid.

Oh they don't work well? I have no idea really... not in practice anyway.

And yeah I agree that it's odd that these people get married. Even if you are religious, surely you can get married under God without getting married under the state? It must be possible somehow.

I genuinely wonder if these days people get God and the government mixed up.
 
Oh they don't work well? I have no idea really... not in practice anyway.

And yeah I agree that it's odd that these people get married. Even if you are religious, surely you can get married under God without getting married under the state? It must be possible somehow.

I genuinely wonder if these days people get God and the government mixed up.
In some countries you get certain tax related priviliges (tax cuts) if married.

I know some christcucks who only marry in church and rhen legally for those reasons.

Im the US prenups don't mean shit.

I have read countless stories od courts throwing these prenups "out the window" .
I wouldn't put my faith in any judicial system in a gynocentric world.
 
In some countries you get certain tax related priviliges (tax cuts) if married.

I know some christcucks who only marry in church and rhen legally for those reasons.

Im the US prenups don't mean shit.

I have read countless stories od courts throwing these prenups "out the window" .
I wouldn't put my faith in any judicial system in a gynocentric world.

Oh wow that's crazy about the prenups. That's terrible.

So they provide some fragment of a method to make marriage look like anything other than a ludicrous decision and then... it ends up looking like more of a trap than actual legal protection.

Wild to me that people get married. Under the law anyway. On balance even with some tax cuts it sounds really insane to me.
 
Lmao at the Nick Cage part
 
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Oh wow that's crazy about the prenups. That's terrible.

So they provide some fragment of a method to make marriage look like anything other than a ludicrous decision and then... it ends up looking like more of a trap than actual legal protection.

Wild to me that people get married. Under the law anyway. On balance even with some tax cuts it sounds really insane to me.
Suggest everyone to check their countrys' marriage laws before considering marriage.

And if you are some religious guys, maybe your god is fucking you up your ass and you don't even notice it.

Imagine worshipping a god that has created women.

Couldn't be me.
 
The longest lasting marriages I've seen involve the man being a submissive cuck and constantly bombarding his fat wife with presents. Marriage is dead. It's been dead for over a decade.
 
I suggest everyone to check their countrys' marriage laws before considering marriage.

And if you are some religious guys, maybe your god is fucking you up your ass and you don't even notice it.

Imagine worshipping a god that has created women.

Couldn't be me.

Lots of people I know in relationships have gotten married.

I guess it's pushed on men by women... probably often on some level because they know that they'll get half the cash that way. It's more security for them and guys are too afraid of being alone to say no.
 
but but muh Chad delusion. muh foids are natural eugenicists.
 
jolie is a coalburnER whore she said her best sex was with denzel washington for a movie scene
 
Didn’t he cheat on her with Marion cotillard? There’s probably plenty more instances of him cheating. Yes his wife is a giga hoe but come on.
 

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