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NSFW Borrowed a laptop from the Santa Clause nutcase in this rehab I'm in, found some "compromising" pics of him and weird porn. (Pics inside).

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I wanted to borrow a laptop as I'd been fart assing about with these murals I've posted up and figured a laptop would make it easier than faffing about with my ancient smartphone and cheap tablet, so I asked the crazy old geezer who runs about in a Santa Claus (or sometimes leopard print) onesie if I could borrow his laptop. He said no worries, so not before long I stumbled across tons of photo's of him in these poses:

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And porn like this on it:

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Screenshots of his laptop screen:

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This us what he looks like "normally", for want of a better word :rolleyes:

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He was kicked out on Friday (along with everyone else except me) for failing a piss test, but it's only for a week so and he will be back this Friday. I'm currently in a room by myself as I was the newest arrival, but I think there is another new guy arriving to stay. Meaning he will get the room I'm in on his own, and I will have to move out and share with someone. You can see where this is going........


........and HIS room is the only one that is available for me to share with :kys:

I'm getting serious "Buffalo Bill" (Silence of the Lambs) vibes off this dude. Great!! :feelswow::waitwhat:


 

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some of these are pretty relatable
 
he put a ring on his dick what a degenerate :feelspuke:
 
Run away from that guy, he will turn you into his slave and feed you HRT.
 
You're lucky you didn't get raped, fucking hell. Those kinds of people need to be rounded up and shot in the back of the head.
 
you're in rehab? epic bro. That place fucking sucks. is it court ordered? Your campus mogs mine since we didnt get laptops or internet lmao
 
Crazy thing to me is that a lot of those trannies could pass off as real women if u didn't know any better or until you heard their voice. Disgusting.
 
This guy is so fucking crazy :feelskek: :feelskek:

Holy fuck, try to avoid that
I don't see how I can, all the kicked ones should be back on Friday along with this new guy I think. It only holds 8 people, and the Autistcel has to have a room to himself because he spergs out alot which leaves 3 rooms. New guy will be in my current room on his own, one guy won't be back and he shares with this insane dude, and the other room already will the old 2 guys back in it which only leaves the room with Santa Claus free :rolleyes:

flee you fool, he want to rape you:worryfeels:
And go where? I've been homeless for coming up 6 years and I ain't doing that again. I wouldn't survive very long with my health the way it is. I'll just have to keep one eye open 24/7.

Run away from that guy, he will turn you into his slave and feed you HRT.
Well I have Hepatitis C so I will have to leave my hospital discharge papers "carelessly" lying around so he picks it up and finds out. If he wants to contract Hepatitis C by trying to violate me, which being insane probably wouldn't bother him I guess, then I'm gonna have to just club him with a glass or something.
 
PUT THE LOTION ON YOUR SKIN!

you really do not want the hose!
I don't see how I can, all the kicked ones should be back on Friday along with this new guy I think. It only holds 8 people, and the Autistcel has to have a room to himself because he spergs out alot which leaves 3 rooms. New guy will be in my current room on his own, one guy won't be back and he shares with this insane dude, and the other room already will the old 2 guys back in it which only leaves the room with Santa Claus free :rolleyes:


And go where? I've been homeless for coming up 6 years and I ain't doing that again. I wouldn't survive very long with my health the way it is. I'll just have to keep one eye open 24/7.


Well I have Hepatitis C so I will have to leave my hospital discharge papers "carelessly" lying around so he picks it up and finds out. If he wants to contract Hepatitis C by trying to violate me, which being insane probably wouldn't bother him I guess, then I'm gonna have to just club him with a glass or something.
He probably has Hep D!
 
This unsettles me boyo
 
you're in rehab? epic bro. That place fucking sucks. is it court ordered? Your campus mogs mine since we didnt get laptops or internet lmao
Nah, I nearly died from organ failure last month due to years of being an Alcoholiccel. Was in hospiral for weeks. So I decided to knock drink on the head, I'm dying anyway but I'm not fucking dying in that unbearable agony I was in, if I can help it. That shit makes you beg for a quick death.

I pay for the internet meself, got one if those unlimited data, calls and text deals for £20 a month which is fuck all if it means preserving my sanity, well whats left of it lol. They have wifi here but of course it's for "staff only" :rolleyes::waitwhat: It's their little bit of power they like to wield, you wanna see their faces when this sim came in the post and I tethered it to all the other patients free of charge :feelskek::dab: Powerless to do anything yet seething at the same time lmfao!

I think they banked on me not having spare change to rub together, forgetting that being in hospital for so long meant my money built up. So you won't be killing me or any of the rest of these fruitcakes with boredom any longer. I also got a £40 tablet so can watch all me films and football etc.. They don't even let you turn the downstairs TV on until after 5pm, now it doesn't matter a fuck :lul:

Perhaps Santa Claus will remember what a favour I done for everyone and not try and nail my ass lol.
 
:feelsohgod: interesting thread ngl
 
Nah, I nearly died from organ failure last month due to years of being an Alcoholiccel. Was in hospiral for weeks. So I decided to knock drink on the head, I'm dying anyway but I'm not fucking dying in that unbearable agony I was in, if I can help it. That shit makes you beg for a quick death.

I pay for the internet meself, got one if those unlimited data, calls and text deals for £20 a month which is fuck all if it means preserving my sanity, well whats left of it lol. They have wifi here but of course it's for "staff only" :rolleyes::waitwhat: It's their little bit of power they like to wield, you wanna see their faces when this sim came in the post and I tethered it to all the other patients free of charge :feelskek::dab: Powerless to do anything yet seething at the same time lmfao!

I think they banked on me not having spare change to rub together, forgetting that being in hospital for so long meant my money built up. So you won't be killing me or any of the rest of these fruitcakes with boredom any longer. I also got a £40 tablet so can watch all me films and football etc.. They don't even let you turn the downstairs TV on until after 5pm, now it doesn't matter a fuck :lul:

Perhaps Santa Claus will remember what a favour I done for everyone and not try and nail my ass lol.
FUCK YOU NO NO NO IM SO JEALOUS MAN OUR PLACE WAS ESSENTIALLY A PRISON ALL WE DID WAS SIT IN OUR CELLS ALL DAY AND SOMETIMES WE WOULD BE FORCED TO GO OUTSIDE AND WE COULD ONLY WATCH G RATED CHRISTIAN MOVIES AHHHHHH IM SO JEALOUS
 
Homosexuality is exceedingly common these days
 
I think I'll pass on rehab now
 
This is not ok...
 
Lmao , nice to see weird content
 
jfl this santa guy is a fucking weirdo... and pretty gay also ngl
Be careful, OP
good thread
 
Lmao , nice to see weird content
Bro, my whole adult life has been like a quirky, weird British Sitcom lol. Think along the lines of The League of Gentlemen, if you don't know it, Google it lol.
 
make sure to wash your hands with bleach after using his laptop
 
the dude probably has superAIDS. I wouldn't dare touch his laptop. Imagine how many times he's coomed on it
 
FUCK YOU NO NO NO IM SO JEALOUS MAN OUR PLACE WAS ESSENTIALLY A PRISON ALL WE DID WAS SIT IN OUR CELLS ALL DAY AND SOMETIMES WE WOULD BE FORCED TO GO OUTSIDE AND WE COULD ONLY WATCH G RATED CHRISTIAN MOVIES AHHHHHH IM SO JEALOUS



Lol, just teasing bro :feelskek: They try this carry on with me but they are getting worn down. They try and wake me up early, I normally just ignore them. They try and get me to cook, told them I can barely make a pot noodle (I'm actually quite a good cook but sod doing it if someone else is gonna), tried getting me to read all those religious books and stuff but I've told them I can't read or write lmao! Tried getting me to cut brambles and pick vegetables but I've said sod that as I'm not fit to (which is actually true) and definately not in the Winter.

So essentially I lie upstairs and do my own thing. For now, come Friday when all the other guys are allowed back, should be interesting, hopefully this new guy doesn't bother to turn up or if I get chatting to him pretty quickly I'll suggest sharing a room with him so I don't get stuck with Santa Claus from Hell lol.

Incidently, what were you in rehab for bro?
 
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Incidently, what were you in rehab for bro?
Meth. I went to both rehab and jail and they were equally as bad. Your bed Mogs my fucking bed. We had shitty mattress bunks.
 
jfl this santa guy is a fucking weirdo... and pretty gay also ngl
Be careful, OP
good thread
Those pics of the dildo and some womans pussy, I'm pretty sure it's him shoving it in her as it was in the same folder as those creepy selfies. So Bisexual I reckon. Either way, I don't give a fuck what he is as long as it's kept away from me.
the dude probably has superAIDS. I wouldn't dare touch his laptop. Imagine how many times he's coomed on it
I only used it briefly and after snooping and finding that shit, quickly bluetoothed the files to my phone and returned the laptop to him. I only wanted it to download and use a program to help with those murals, but after this "discovery" I thought emulating XP on my tablet was a better idea, slower but fuck it lol.
 
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Lmfao he gave you his laptops intentionally!!! Hahaha! He has a crush on you op!
Best thread I’ve seen since I start browsing incels.co in 2018
 
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I have to go bleach my eyes:feelsUnreal:
 
What a degenerate
 
Lmfao he gave you his laptops intentionally!!! Hahaha! He has a crush on you op!
Best thread I’ve seen since I start browsing incels.co in 2018
Well he is old and quite insane, plus decades of substance abuse have totally made him as mental as you could get. As he often said (before he temporalily kicked out)

"I'm mental, but I ain't fucking stupid!."

Being old he may have thought they were well hidden, they weren't in the standard "My Documents" folder. I had a feeling there would be something on there (everyone has secrets lol) so I just clicked 'search for all pics and vids' and checked the 'show hidden files and folders' box and low and behold, found the treasure trove.
 
What's that picture that looks like a puddle of some liquid on the bed?
 
Well he is old and quite insane, plus decades of substance abuse have totally made him as mental as you could get. As he often said (before he temporalily kicked out)

"I'm mental, but I ain't fucking stupid!."

Being old he may have thought they were well hidden, they weren't in the standard "My Documents" folder. I had a feeling there would be something on there (everyone has secrets lol) so I just clicked 'search for all pics and vids' and checked the 'show hidden files and folders' box and low and behold, found the treasure trove.
SneakyCel. Seriously , he must have a fucked mind to store photos like that
 
Yikes! He's a functioning member of society. You guys are marginalising him based on his sexuality. No brownie points for you!!!!!
 
Well I have Hepatitis C so I will have to leave my hospital discharge papers "carelessly" lying around so he picks it up and finds out. If he wants to contract Hepatitis C by trying to violate me, which being insane probably wouldn't bother him I guess, then I'm gonna have to just club him with a glass or something.

Hep C is curable now.

Why hasn’t your government/medical staff cured you of this yet brah?

Is it due to a matter of cost or your liver being too fucked from alcoholism for the cure to work or what?
 
What's that picture that looks like a puddle of some liquid on the bed?
I think it's jizz :feelspuke: That picture was right after (sequence-wise) a whole of pictures of I assume him, shoving the dildo in that faceless foids pussy. There was like 4 or so pictures of that "puddle." :feelsohgod: They are backed up camera pictures from a (his?) phone. Same folder his selfies were on too.
 
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I think it's jizz :feelspuke: That picture was right after (sequence-wise) a whole of pictures of I assume him, shoving the dildo in that faceless foids pussy. There was like 4 or so pictures of that "puddle." :feelsohgod: They are backed up camera picturez rom a (his?) phone. Same folder his selfies were on too.
Jesus Christ, that's sickening. The guy looks like he has HIV.
 
Jesus Christ, that's sickening. The guy looks like he has HIV.
There is a chance he got hiv from some tranny since he obviously watches tranny porn, if i was op I wouldn't want tranny hiv people anywhere near me
 
Quickly becoming one of the best incel content creators. That dude is weird and creepy but probably less cucked and more based than all of the other guests and staff combined. I've seen shit like that happen to old chads even, they get more degenerate with the AgePill. An old chad former jock/rocker visited my friend's apartment once to smoke and drink with us... he pulled some anal beads out of a plastic grocery bag and looked at us an said: "Taking these babies to Thailand with me next week! They feel fucking amazing when you're with someone who knows how to use them and rips the out like they're starting a lawnmower. When you're fucking an ass while your ass is getting toyed, you cum like never before. Even my girlfriend couldn't get enough of the ladyboys last year so we just had to book another flight." He was not offended when everyone he passed a blunt or pipe to used a lighter to kill off any degenerate germs he might have left on them. So glad I never got a disease from having smoke sessions with people like that.
 
Well he is old and quite insane, plus decades of substance abuse have totally made him as mental as you could get. As he often said (before he temporalily kicked out)

"I'm mental, but I ain't fucking stupid!."

Being old he may have thought they were well hidden, they weren't in the standard "My Documents" folder. I had a feeling there would be something on there (everyone has secrets lol) so I just clicked 'search for all pics and vids' and checked the 'show hidden files and folders' box and low and behold, found the treasure trove.
Epic discovery ngl
 
Quickly becoming one of the best incel content creators. That dude is weird and creepy but probably less cucked and more based than all of the other guests and staff combined. I've seen shit like that happen to old chads even, they get more degenerate with the AgePill. An old chad former jock/rocker visited my friend's apartment once to smoke and drink with us... he pulled some anal beads out of a plastic grocery bag and looked at us an said: "Taking these babies to Thailand with me next week! They feel fucking amazing when you're with someone who knows how to use them and rips the out like they're starting a lawnmower. When you're fucking an ass while your ass is getting toyed, you cum like never before. Even my girlfriend couldn't get enough of the ladyboys last year so we just had to book another flight." He was not offended when everyone he passed a blunt or pipe to used a lighter to kill off any degenerate germs he might have left on them. So glad I never got a disease from having smoke sessions with people like that.
Cheers bro. My whole adult mainly been full of quirky, crazy shit like this lol. Certainly eventful.

Yeah, the world is full of weirdo's :feelskek: Using a lighter is a necessity with that. The only few positive outcomes from this (regards to my situation and probably having to share a room with this charactor) is:

He may not bother or be allowed back on Friday.
The new guy (I met him, he's decrepit and 75 years old) may be cool sharing a room with me.
Santa Claus guy is on trial on the 30th January for being caught with a concealed bladed article lasr year, it's his 3rd similar offence so it carries a mandatory 5 year prison sentence if he's found guilty. So he may be off to jail.

Outside of those outcomes, it looks like I'll be stuck with him.
 

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