Bookmarked, saved, screenshotted, archived, downloaded, printed, laminated, photocopied, PDF'd, OCR'd, full-text indexed, checksum verified, redundantly backed up across three geographically distributed data centres, saved to an external hard drive, cloned to an SSD, imaged onto a spinning rust drive, transferred to a NAS, RAID mirrored, cold-stored on magnetic tape, exported to CSV, imported to Notion, cross-referenced, tagged, added to the quarterly retrospective, minted as an NFT, stored on IPFS, pinned across 12 nodes, inscribed on a blockchain, base64 encoded, compressed into a .tar.gz, split across 15 floppy disk images, burned to CD-R, burned to DVD-R, burned to Blu-ray, copied to a ZIP disk, saved on a Jaz drive, punched onto Hollerith cards, stored on paper tape, recorded to cassette, dubbed to VHS, pressed to vinyl, etched into a wax cylinder, added to my personal sitemap, submitted to the Wayback Machine, mirrored on a darknet backup, notarised, sealed in a fireproof safe, GPS tagged, geotagged at the exact north pole, microfiched, etched into a tungsten tablet, engraved on a steel plate, carved into granite, buried in a salt mine, drilled into a bedrock core sample, sealed in a borehole, sunk to the ocean floor in a submersible, cast in concrete beneath a foundation slab, stamped into a tectonic plate, deposited in a volcanic rift, compressed into a diamond, fossilised in amber, scattered across the desert encoded as a pattern of stones, raked into the sands of a dry lake bed, buried under three feet of permafrost, entombed in a glacier, locked in a faraday cage, placed in a lead-lined vault, beamed into deep space via radio telescope, transmitted via Morse code from a ham radio, encoded into a numbers station broadcast, bounced off a geostationary satellite, relayed through Starlink mesh, pulsed out via laser to the Moon reflector, embedded in the flicker of a dying fluorescent bulb, carved into a redwood, tattooed, recited to a court stenographer, committed to memory, taught to my gf, translated into Latin, hand-illuminated by a scribe, watermarked, embossed, gold-leafed, framed and hung in the hall, submitted to the Library of Congress, cryogenically frozen, stored in a time capsule, written on a grain of rice, and encoded in DNA.
