JFL Boogie is getting laid and you're not

[orchis]

He's statusmaxxed youtuber that paid for an escort. Not that a big a deal. I can cope this.

 

[SuperPerfectCel]

Status, wealth (unless he wasted it), white skin. Sure he's truecel tier otherwise but his positives are enough to attract golddiggers and weird chubby fetishists.

IIRC boogie almost never got to fuck his ex-wife though.

 

[Nemo9065]

Status wealth and good skin.

 

[GreenBull]

Mogs me.

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

ma ma ma ma mogs me

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

Cope, bet she can’t even find his dick under the layer of lard

 

[PuertoRicancel]

Don't care. I've slept with four porn stars (all white)

 

[Deleted member 6470]

If you believe that guy is getting some, you're a bigger fool.

 

[The End]

I will say that if he did get sex, it was not very good. Roll back that huge batch of belly fat to reveal a tiny, buried cock that can only get half-hard. Oh and the stinky sweaty body odor that erupts off him at the slightest exertion. Add to that that if he moves at all it will put huge strain on his muscles, and he'll collapse from an inability to hold himself up.

But, I doubt he really got sex.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

I heard his wife left him because of money reasons. I knew it was going to fail, he should have just stayed alone. He said he spent most of his life alone, that's the fate if you are not good looking.

 

[CaptainCuck]

Statusmaxxed fat gigacuck brags about fucking a hooker.

Wew lad.

 

[Felix97]

He fucked a landwhale..

NEXT

 

[masterlord00]

i don't think he is lying... don't forget he is famous ...he got that youtube dollar

 

[UndercovrNormie]

Just YouTubemax.

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

JFL @ cucks here who havent started mcdonaldsmaxxxing aftet hearing these news.

Lol

 

[blackcel]

He paid for that sex, that is the only way.

 

[Fullofhate]

He fucked a landwhale..

NEXT

He paid for that sex, that is the only way.

Status bro. S-T-A-T-U-S.


JFL at Youtubers actually having "status".

 

[caffeine455]

all I can say is the world is twisted and women are attracted to the wrong kind of men like saint elliot (praise be his name) put it.

 

[blackcel]

He fucked a landwhale..

NEXT

I am reminded of one of my friends bragging about how much sex he got. Then I saw one of the girls he fucked and she was a 4/10 landwhale. Still, he was having sex and I wasn't, but knowing that they weren't good looking women made it a bit less ragefuel.

 

[Fullofhate]

all I can say is the world is twisted and women are attracted to the wrong kind of men like saint elliot (praise be his name) put it.

Guess which one died a virgin? JFL.

 

[caffeine455]

Guess which one died a virgin? JFL.

I guess it really was about having showers, interesting hobbies and a charming persomality after all.

 

[Fullofhate]

I guess it really was about having showers, interesting hobbies and a charming persomality after all.

These guys died virgins too:

"Just get a haircut broooo".

 

[Felix97]

These guys died virgins too:

"Just get a haircut broooo".

 

[Timecel]

boogie gets that youtube money

 

[Evidential]

JFL @ cucks here who havent started mcdonaldsmaxxxing aftet hearing these news.

On my way to McDonald's right now.

 

[Evildoer]

How i'm supposed to feel? I don't feel a thing.

fake and gay

 

[Gokugetem]

I thought he was supposed to be getting lyposuction?

 

[Voidcel]

boogie has social status and confidence

he looks like the coca cola santa

 

[Izayacel]

Just get some JewTube status brah

yo bro, look at that foid at 1:59 used up already but knows his game he got the shit so she wants the shit

well yeah if any of us were a popular youtuber with lots of money we could be fucking clout whores as well.

this

 

[Dungcel]

Turns out you just had to mememaxx all along