Bonjor je pux parlay francays

[Moth Knight]

Bonjor je voodray manjay oon sack de poolay parse kuh se merveyux por ton santay. Si javays l'argent, j'habiterays dans la centre-ville. Kwand je serais plus age, j'acheterai un maison. Kwand javays six ans, j'etays sociable mais maintenant, je swees fwah.

Frenchcels, can you understand my French? I've been practising!

 

[Moth Knight]

This is what I imagine Haitian Creole looks to French people.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

This is what I imagine Haitian Creole looks to French people.

Looks like it
Or an african accent

 

[Moth Knight]

Looks like it
Or an african accent

I just tried to misspell every word I could to make it look like it's pronounced.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

I just tried to misspell every word I could to make it look like it's pronounced.

I see i see

 

[Moth Knight]

make it look like it's pronounced.

Obviously 'quand' isn't pronounced as 'kwand' but you know what I mean.

 

[Moth Knight]

I'd like to learn French properly, I've always been a bit for a Francophile because of their secular history. The French Revolution was fucking based. Shame the cult of reason never lasted.

 

[Pacel]

Frenchcels, can you understand my French? I've been practising!

Understood everything except for the last word lol