Theory [Blackpill][Serious]Masturbation is a sexual ritual act of female worship.

[based_meme]

When you masturbate to a whore getting fucked in a porno or even simply a picture of the slut you are assuming the position (KEK) of the subservient and the submissive - the loyal follower, servant, and slave. You are a willing volunteer in providing vital water, nutrients, and minerals from your body as an "offering to the goddess" in supplication. Gooners and coomers are priests in the temples of female worship i.e., goon caves. Their spank banks and jerk stashes are their revalation and scripture. Porn is what they hold most holy and sacred.

 

[anandconda]

DNR, if I didn't masturbate my head and balls would explode mesmerized about Tamil penne and Mallu sthree It's a necessary evil to remain sane

 

[FuckYou]

I see giga coomers on this forum and it’s some sad shit.

 

[kay']

 

[Romaneus]

TRVTH NVKE

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

NOOO!!! MASTURBATION IS LITERALLY THE ONLY FORM OF SEX THAT IS ACCESSIBLE TO ME. DONT TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

TRVTH NVKE

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

DNR, if I didn't masturbate my head and balls would explode mesmerized about Tamil penne and Mallu sthree It's a necessary evil to remain sane

Exactly. Masturbation is absolutely essential if you can’t get real sex. I tried Nofap for 11 days one and the sexual tension was horrible. I could hardly sleep

 

[EternalStorm]

I can't help it to fap sometimes or else the horniness and sexual tension becomes too much to bear

 

[Suicidal Schizoid]

If I don't goon I will go insane

 

[Nate Dogg]

If I don't goon I will go insane

 

[Wizardmaxxer]

When you masturbate to a whore getting fucked in a porno or even simply a picture of the slut you are assuming the position (KEK) of the subservient and the submissive - the loyal follower, servant, and slave. You are a willing volunteer in providing vital water, nutrients, and minerals from your body as an "offering to the goddess" in supplication. Gooners and coomers are priests in the temples of female worship i.e., goon caves. Their spank banks and jerk stashes are their revalation and scripture. Porn is what they hold most holy and sacred.

Nigga how am i supoosed to cope with horniness if i can't have sex

 

[Rick prime]

Nigga how am i supoosed to cope with horniness if i can't have sex

Become inorganic or chop your balls off.

Chopping balls off are for animals though and no inceldian of mine is an animal

 

[DarkStar]

Valid point tbh

 

[RyderYe]

that's why I'll never coom again

 

[Fantasea]

You are a willing volunteer in providing vital water, nutrients, and minerals from your body as an "offering to the goddess"

 

[TooSomething]

Coomers on suicide watch.

 

[Fantasea]

I see giga coomers on this forum and it’s some sad shit.

it's because most users are really young.

 

[JordanQP]

We are programmed to cum there is no way around it.

Otherwise you will just spunk while asleep

 

[Dr. Butane]

I see giga coomers on this forum and it’s some sad shit.

"I coom everyday. Btw how big is your dick bro?"

 

[FuckYou]

"I coom everyday. Btw how big is your dick bro?"

I actually saw a greycel ask someone for his dick measurements