Dedsrs? When I look at Yugoslav war videos all the men are either gigachads or (when they interview the general population) taller, lankier, bigger-nosed versions of white bogans here. Are there specific parts of EE you are referring to?
What can be so subhuman about the average Eastern European? Do they all look like Nikita Sadkov? I remember when I stupidly posted an image of myself on an anonymous international imageboard not long ago, half of the people said I was ugly and the other half said I looked Russian/Finnish/Polish.
Come to think of it I probably have a lot of Eastern Euro ancestors on my Austrian side who got Germanised while the place became an eastern march, my dead grandmother's birth certificate reads "Deutsch-Slowakei" as place of birth so my DNA is probably even more Eastern Euro in a roundabout way (like the now-expelled Germans of East Prussia only being about half settler from Saxony genetically, the rest from before German arrival, Slovaks would have no doubt married into their local German community at times). How tall are people in, say, Poland on average though? Aren't they pretty tall? I know people from the Dinaric alps are a special case but EE doesn't seem that short based on what I've read, I would probably still be a manlet at 5'7.7