At a first glance, this probably seems like a joke thread, after all, what the fuck do death robots based off children's toys have to do with the blackpill? Well you'd be right in thinking that, they have almost nothing to do with the blackpill.
Although, of course, I'll be talking about the 2007 movie as the title says. While most of the movie is about giant metal robots beating each other to death, there's a notable subplot that actually drives the main plot which focuses on the romance of two highschoolers. Samuel Witwicky played by Shia LaBeouf and Mikaela Banes played by Megan Fox
Now Shia LaBeouf is facially normie tier (HTN) but he's only 5,9, still he has a very lanky frame. Regardless, he probably mogs the entire forum. And his character is your typical bluepilled witty jestermaxxer who is unpopular but gets the hot girl in the end. Hollywood doesn't cast ugly people even for "ugly" roles but it's pretty clear that his character is meant to be a stand in for the extroverted ugly guy
Moga me to the shadow realm
And Megan Fox plays the role of the archetypal popular shallow stacy. Whether you actually consider her to be a stacy or not is irrelevant for the sake of this analysis, but in her prime she was at least HTB (Let's also ignore the fact that "she" may actually be a he...)
She was 14 here... Do with that information what you will
Anyways, at the start of the film, her character is dating a literal Nazi propaganda poster aryan gigachad who looks like this
Shia's character starts exchanging insults with her jock boyfriend and completely humiliates him
How does Megan's character respond to her gigachad boyfriend getting embarrassed by a Jewish IQ mogger?
She continues to stare at her gigachad boyfriend in complete fucking awe
(Had to crop out her forehead cause it's too fucking big)
Then she gets into an argument with her chad boyfriend which forces her to walk home, but Shia's character capitalizes on the opportunity and offers to drive her home (Simp grindset, btw he throws his male friend out of his car and he is never seen again in the film. Just shows you how much make friendships are really worth to normies)
She accepts after some deliberation and gets into his car. ITfags will say "It's your personality BROOOOO" or "Take a shower broooooooooooo" but even if a sub 5 was dressed his best, groomed like a peacock, drenched in high-end cologne and deodorant, fresh out of the shower, she would've turned him down and walked the ten miles home. Sam only gets this opportunity because of his looks
And then even once the foid is secured and in his car, the stacy begins the humiliation ritual to haze him as a potential betabuxx deluxe for the future once she's done riding the cock carousel
First she plainly admits that she's a shallow whore
Then she asks him if he's new to school even though they share the exact same schedule and have been in the same school since Kindergarten. She can't even remember his name, if even a HTN like Sam is invisible to stacy, it never even began for us
Then his car breaks down and she starts giving him cold, distant looks because she is a parasite and her host has lost all value to her
But here's the kicker, Sam's car is a death robot who starts playing sensual music to get stacy turned on
Sam's car starts working again and he drives Mikaela home which is when she asks him this
Sam says some bluepilled shit to stop her delicate foid feelings from being hurt but the only RIGHT answer to this question would be: YOU'RE A STUPID FUCKING SHALLOW WHORE AND I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU
And then she goes home and rubs her cunt to the thought of her gigachad fucking her while Sam watches like a cuck
And from there, she pretty much forgets all about Sam until she sees him running for his life and she decides to follow him, thinking it'll be fun to see him jestermaxx some more. A death robot tries to kill them but Sam is a slave owner who owns his own death robot named Bumblebee who saves them and this makes stacy very wet, seeing a sixteen feet tall robot moggER chad. She probably gets even more wet when she meets the deep-voiced twenty eight feet tall robot gigachad, Optimus Prime
This is the catalyst for Mikaela wanting to be in a relationship with Sam, now that he has a huge halo from having a death robot slave and making first contact with extraterrestrials. He also saves the world by killing a space terrorist but she still ends up leaving him after the second movie because she'd rather fuck chads over being a HTN's trophy wife after he saved the world
While she was having sex with Sam, she was probably thinking about Optimus Prime and screaming his name instead of Sam's. Wouldn't surprise me if she let the autobots finger her cunt and tear it apart, she's built for BAF
I don't even know where I'm going with this post, this was meant to be a profound blackpill analysis of a childhood classic but rewatching this movie killed all my braincels and dropped my IQ by twenty points
Although, of course, I'll be talking about the 2007 movie as the title says. While most of the movie is about giant metal robots beating each other to death, there's a notable subplot that actually drives the main plot which focuses on the romance of two highschoolers. Samuel Witwicky played by Shia LaBeouf and Mikaela Banes played by Megan Fox
Now Shia LaBeouf is facially normie tier (HTN) but he's only 5,9, still he has a very lanky frame. Regardless, he probably mogs the entire forum. And his character is your typical bluepilled witty jestermaxxer who is unpopular but gets the hot girl in the end. Hollywood doesn't cast ugly people even for "ugly" roles but it's pretty clear that his character is meant to be a stand in for the extroverted ugly guy
Moga me to the shadow realm
And Megan Fox plays the role of the archetypal popular shallow stacy. Whether you actually consider her to be a stacy or not is irrelevant for the sake of this analysis, but in her prime she was at least HTB (Let's also ignore the fact that "she" may actually be a he...)
She was 14 here... Do with that information what you will
Anyways, at the start of the film, her character is dating a literal Nazi propaganda poster aryan gigachad who looks like this
Shia's character starts exchanging insults with her jock boyfriend and completely humiliates him
How does Megan's character respond to her gigachad boyfriend getting embarrassed by a Jewish IQ mogger?
She continues to stare at her gigachad boyfriend in complete fucking awe
(Had to crop out her forehead cause it's too fucking big)
Then she gets into an argument with her chad boyfriend which forces her to walk home, but Shia's character capitalizes on the opportunity and offers to drive her home (Simp grindset, btw he throws his male friend out of his car and he is never seen again in the film. Just shows you how much make friendships are really worth to normies)
She accepts after some deliberation and gets into his car. ITfags will say "It's your personality BROOOOO" or "Take a shower broooooooooooo" but even if a sub 5 was dressed his best, groomed like a peacock, drenched in high-end cologne and deodorant, fresh out of the shower, she would've turned him down and walked the ten miles home. Sam only gets this opportunity because of his looks
And then even once the foid is secured and in his car, the stacy begins the humiliation ritual to haze him as a potential betabuxx deluxe for the future once she's done riding the cock carousel
First she plainly admits that she's a shallow whore
Then she asks him if he's new to school even though they share the exact same schedule and have been in the same school since Kindergarten. She can't even remember his name, if even a HTN like Sam is invisible to stacy, it never even began for us
Then his car breaks down and she starts giving him cold, distant looks because she is a parasite and her host has lost all value to her
But here's the kicker, Sam's car is a death robot who starts playing sensual music to get stacy turned on
Sam's car starts working again and he drives Mikaela home which is when she asks him this
Sam says some bluepilled shit to stop her delicate foid feelings from being hurt but the only RIGHT answer to this question would be: YOU'RE A STUPID FUCKING SHALLOW WHORE AND I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU
And then she goes home and rubs her cunt to the thought of her gigachad fucking her while Sam watches like a cuck
And from there, she pretty much forgets all about Sam until she sees him running for his life and she decides to follow him, thinking it'll be fun to see him jestermaxx some more. A death robot tries to kill them but Sam is a slave owner who owns his own death robot named Bumblebee who saves them and this makes stacy very wet, seeing a sixteen feet tall robot moggER chad. She probably gets even more wet when she meets the deep-voiced twenty eight feet tall robot gigachad, Optimus Prime
This is the catalyst for Mikaela wanting to be in a relationship with Sam, now that he has a huge halo from having a death robot slave and making first contact with extraterrestrials. He also saves the world by killing a space terrorist but she still ends up leaving him after the second movie because she'd rather fuck chads over being a HTN's trophy wife after he saved the world
While she was having sex with Sam, she was probably thinking about Optimus Prime and screaming his name instead of Sam's. Wouldn't surprise me if she let the autobots finger her cunt and tear it apart, she's built for BAF
I don't even know where I'm going with this post, this was meant to be a profound blackpill analysis of a childhood classic but rewatching this movie killed all my braincels and dropped my IQ by twenty points
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