LDAR Birds Shit On My Car

[DarkStar]

Woke up this morning, and I was gonna go to the gas station to get some essentials

I walked up to my car(which I parked under some streetlight) and saw the hood was covered in bird shit

And not just like one or two shitstains, but like six to seven at least

Once again, i’m unintentionally living up to my “living meme” status.

 

[Animecel2D]

incel luck strikes again

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

The birds could sense your personality

 

[xmiserablesoul]

it was me, not birds

 

[zerozerozero]

brutal

 

[Fevet]

@Acorn29 what's wrong with you

 

[Acorn]

@Acorn29 what's wrong with you

By mishtake sar

 

[Pancakecel]

They might have had some indian food the night before

 

[starcrapoo]

bird poop is awful to leave on your car's paint.

its acidic and if left on the paint along with the sun's heat, it wreaks havoc on your clear coat if you dont spray it off immediately with a water hose and wipe the rest off

 

[Starfish Vs Koala]

I need to go to the dentist

 

[Emba]

Pajeet birds

 

[DarkStar]

They might have had some indian food the night before

smh @anandkonda29 thanks a lot bro, I told you not to feed the birds they could be CIA drones.

@Acorn29 what's wrong with you

By mishtake sar

Your mistake was feeding the birds, which as I said are likely CIA drones

I would know, one talked to me last night.

 

[user]

Retaliate by shitting on their stuff

 

[Acorn]

smh @anandkonda29 thanks a lot bro, I told you not to feed the birds they could be CIA drones.


Your mistake was feeding the birds, which as I said are likely CIA drones

I would know, one talked to me last night.