SuicideFuel Big school event tomorrow night. No one will shut up about it

[Deleted member 22999]

Every year around late Febuary/early March my school has this big event late at night (not giving name). It’s a $40 admission which goes to charity to make people feel better about it. Once you’re in, it’s basically a high schooler orgy. People doing all kinda of drugs in the bathrooms, and fucking under the bleachers in the gym. That is, if you’re one of the people “worthy of it”. I, as you surely guessed, am not. Everyone keeps asking me if I’m going, or bringing a girlfriend. What the fuck do you think? I’m going to sit in the room pictured here
hitting the punching bag until my knuckles are bleeding. I’m going to be sitting on my
phone, scrolling instashit as the heaps of posts about this event flood my feed and everyone rubs their happiness in my face. I’m going to be playing paper mario the thousand year door for the 100th time because it’s all I have to do. And I’m going to be praying that someone bombs the fucking gym and ends the event early (in Minecraft). All the whores in glitter and skimpy outfits will be dressed for their funeral. I hope all the lucky guys who show up for their mandated pussy hire an uber driver to get back. I hope that uber driver is a psychopath who strangles all of them and leaves them in a ditch by some side road. I hope no one there gets to feel the happiness thats always eluded me. Fuck this fucking event, and fuck my school for constantly shoving it down my throat.

 

[Deleted member 4999]

5’4? Over. Time to pay for some pussy bro

 

[carticel]

bro i can find ur school from the name dedsrs, might wanna edit
watched youtube video about it ngl tbh ded srs, looks like some project x shit. u should go seems fun ded srs, do some drugs

 

[Deleted member 18214]

5’4? Over. Time to pay for some pussy bro

 

[grondilu]

It’s a $40 admission which goes to charity to make people feel better about it.

Look at the bright side : you're going to save $40.

 

[Deleted member 23682]

bro i can find ur school from the name dedsrs, might wanna edit
watched youtube video about it ngl tbh ded srs, looks like some project x shit. u should go seems fun ded srs, do some drugs

dude that sounds like pure suifuel

 

[Haywire]

how old are you?

 

[Bakura806]

Bring a spare rope just in case then

 

[carticel]

dude that sounds like pure suifuel

indeed but he might have a chance of getting free drugs, will probably make him low inhib and forget about his inceldom

 

[Deleted member 23682]

indeed but he might have a chance of getting free drugs, will probably make him low inhib and forget about his inceldom

I've been to college parties before with Normans.

This is kinda true but you have to make sure to have zero goals of getting laid and even then seeing all the hot girls will make you suicidal.

 

[Deleted member 19236]

whoa, mogs me brutally cuz ppl ask if you are going to an orgy
delete instagram

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Coperoom mogs me tbh with dat DOOM poster and the punching bag

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Brutal as fuck , sorry man

 

[Deleted member 19971]

bro i can find ur school from the name dedsrs, might wanna edit
watched youtube video about it ngl tbh ded srs, looks like some project x shit. u should go seems fun ded srs, do some drugs

Send vid.

 

[TheBasedCel]

Based for having a punching bag, all I have is walls.

 

[Deleted member 22999]

how old are you?

16

Coperoom mogs me tbh with dat DOOM poster and the punching bag

I own an insane amount of doom stuff it’s my main cope tbh

bro i can find ur school from the name dedsrs, might wanna edit
watched youtube video about it ngl tbh ded srs, looks like some project x shit. u should go seems fun ded srs, do some drugs

I’m a teetotalcel and have no interest in drugs really

 

[78980n]

And I’m going to be praying that someone bombs the fucking gym and ends the event early (in Minecraft).

I suggest you contact the central committee of I.N.C.E.L. to begin plans on an operation.

 

[Ellsworth]

So it’s a school sponsored event that has fucking and drugs?

 

[FlamingCel]

Look at the bright side : you're going to save $40.

 

[Atavistic Autist]

$40 for admission
$500 for an AR-15

you will have the best time of your life (in monopoly board game)

 

[Yerberito]

I tried to avoid that stuffs at school

 

[ihaveno1]

no one has ever asked me if i was going to any of these gay events in hs, they already knew no one wanted me

 

[Deleted member 14805]

I tried to avoid that stuffs at school

 

[Deleted member 22999]

So it’s a school sponsored event that has fucking and drugs?

They’re negligent as shit lol

$40 for admission
$500 for an AR-15

you will have the best time of your life (in monopoly board game)

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

$500 for an AR-15

in what universe

 

[carticel]

1hr30 mins left brutal ded srs

fuark we should have incels.co meetup there, who's coming? all the chadcels will mog everyone else for us and clear a path.

 

[Dionysus]

$40 for admission
$500 for an AR-15

you will have the best time of your life (in monopoly board game)

I'm shit at monopoly ngl