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Biden Proves Healthy Cognition By Flawlessly Reciting All The Sounds Animals Can Make

WILMINGTON, DE—With citizens and media figures questioning Joe Biden's mental fitness to be president, Biden took to the internet yesterday to shut down the naysayers once and for all. On a live video from his basement, Biden held up a Fisher-Price See 'n Say and flawlessly recited all the...

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WILMINGTON, DE - With citizens and media figures questioning Joe Biden's mental fitness to be president, Biden took to the internet yesterday to shut down the naysayers once and for all. On a live video from his basement, Biden held up a Fisher-Price See 'n Say and flawlessly recited all the sounds animals can make.

"My memory cognitives are per-perfect, they're perfect," Biden insisted. "If my brain is no anymore not work, could I do this?"

Biden then began to go through all the common farm animals and the sounds they make, starting with "cow," which says "moo." He got into a little trouble with the chicken, which he thought said "quack," but after some help from his live-in nurse, he got back on track.

After reciting all the animal sounds almost perfectly, Biden smiled smugly, dropped the mic, and cut the feed.

After the video, CNN praised Biden's performance and reported an immediate 382% increase in Biden's poll numbers.

 

[Efiliste]

Lmfao

 

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Absolute state of Weimerica.

 

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Absolute state of Weimerica.

A real tragedy... or a comedy?

 

[wereq]

A real tragedy... or a comedy?

Both, but more tragedy than comedy.

 

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Both, but more tragedy than comedy.

It depends how it ends I guess.

 

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I just remembered this, lmao.

 

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[LeFrenchCel]

The US are becoming more of a meme country it's absolutely funny to watch

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Joe Boomer's brain atm

 

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Joe Boomer's brain atm

tbh

 

[go2sleep]

I remembered this again

 

[kay']

Jewmerican president the more senile he is the easier to control

 

[Nograsscel]

Just in case any spergcel didn't pick it up, it's a satire article. The Babylon Bee.

 

[IncelGolem]

Babylon Bee is sort of the idiot version of The Onion.

 

[Corvus]

Regardless of if its fake or not, he did shit himself in front of the pope and queen of england and admitted on live tv that the staff changed his diaper

 

[go2sleep]

Regardless of if its fake or not, he did shit himself in front of the pope and queen of england and admitted on live tv that the staff changed his diaper

 

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I remembered this again