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Experiment Best pick up line for girls looking at their smartphone?

  • Thread starter Deleted member 9192
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Which of these pua lines are the best

  • Hey girl are you trading stocks

    Votes: 11 25.0%
  • Did you catch some nice pokemon(implying shes playing pokemon go)

    Votes: 3 6.8%
  • What would you do if all your social media got deleted right now

    Votes: 12 27.3%
  • I see youre a person of culture too using the internet, do you know our lord st blackopscel

    Votes: 24 54.5%

  • Total voters
    44
Deleted member 9192

Deleted member 9192

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What do you think are the best options out of these, if i were to cold approach id need to run distracted smartphone game too, if you have better ones post them
 
Just be confident and tell her you are a pathetic virgin. Foids love confident guys
 
Just be confident and tell her you are a pathetic virgin. Foids love confident guys

H-hey g-g-girl nice smartphone is that an iphone by the way i havent held hands with a girl in 25 years
 
All are shit tbh
 
is this a PUA forum now or something?
 
Damn uninstall roasted and toasted.
 
Step 1: Walk up to her and say “819 672-1234”. She will look at you all confused and say. “Oh, I figured you were looking for my number on your phone.” Hey I’m “incel loser”, nice to meet you.

Step 2: slay/bruttaly rejected
 
Damn that option 3 ouch
 
This thread shouldn't be here but the first one made me laugh tbh.
 
Just scream "THOT SIGHTED , RETRIBUTION TRUE TO STBO2CEL
 
The one where you LDAR and stay inside.
 
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"Hey girl, are you texting the cops?"
 
Hey, are you googling images of ropes? Because I’ll need after this opener fails.
 
Chose social media, because I would genuinely be interested in hearing her response. But pua is garbage
 

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