Best incel jobs?

[TheProphetMuscle]

So I have this job in a deli at a grocery store store. Young couples constantly come in and I have to talk to them. It makes me sick. Plus there’s a few young roasties I have to work with. One of them is extremely annoying and is going out with another one of the guy coworkers. She just started and is already going out with him and he’s shorter than me. It fills me with rage and hatred due to jealousy. She is pretty cute but I hate them both. Another I had a crush on but then she started going off about her boyfriend which made me hate her. I’m hoping to get good recommendations for incel jobs. I’ll go for pretty much anything as long as there’s no roasties or night shifts

 

[Michael15651]

Business administrator

 

[Smallondick]

Night watcher. The only bad thing for me is that I like to go out in the evenings.

 

[Deleted member 1780]

Wildlife Officer or Security Guard

 

[Insomniac]

LDAR

 

[Reimu Hakurei]

LDAR

 

[HighTGymcel]

Janitor

 

[Notgoingtomakeit]

Jobs where you don't see people, esp women.

 

[CreepElite]

A judge. Put foids in prison and take their children away.

 

[Michael15651]

I'd also say, engineer.

 

[Murdoch89]

Lighthouse watchman

 

[Deleted member 16455]

If I get a female interviewer I ain’t ever getting a job cuz she will be disgusted by my curry ass

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Office job.

 

[Dionysus]

Twitch streamer

 

[Transcended Trucel]

So I have this job in a deli at a grocery store store. Young couples constantly come in and I have to talk to them. It makes me sick. Plus there’s a few young roasties I have to work with. One of them is extremely annoying and is going out with another one of the guy coworkers. She just started and is already going out with him and he’s shorter than me. It fills me with rage and hatred due to jealousy. She is pretty cute but I hate them both. Another I had a crush on but then she started going off about her boyfriend which made me hate her. I’m hoping to get good recommendations for incel jobs. I’ll go for pretty much anything as long as there’s no roasties or night shifts

rewmote programmer

 

[Murdoch89]

Human drug testing very well paid job, can get up to £6000 for 4 weeks living in a hospital can die from it as well if thats a plus

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Human drug testing very well paid job, can get up to £6000 for 4 weeks living in a hospital can die from it as well if thats a plus

Interesting

 

[Shower_Taker]

Data entry, maintenance, security guard for a closed building, computer repairs, cleaner, programmer...it used to be that librarian would be on the list, but the amount of children and homeless people you’d have to deal with is unbearable.

 

[Sans]

Any jobs that give you access to suicide.

Construction worker - you can jump off a scaffolding out of nowhere

Drug tester/worker in a drug factory/pharmacist - just grab a handful of pills and down them

Work at a zoo - get a tiger or some shit to maul you

Army/Navy/Marines/etc. - obviously, just shoot yourself, bonus points if you go ER on your platoon

 

[NEETAndTidy]

NEET.

Obviously

 

[Bakura806]

the NEET LIFE

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

Lighthouse watchman

That sounds pretty cool. In title especially

 

[bluecollarCEL]

Security Guard, Pizza Delivery, Janitor, Parking lot attendant.

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

NEET.

Obviously

Bro I’d do anything to get neetbux

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

Work with mannequins.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Bro I’d do anything to get neetbux

I mean it's nice. Would also be nice to be an NT Chad but whatre you gonna do

 

[Deleted member 12355]

truck driver

 

[Blacktarpill]

he’s shorter than me.

Giga lifefuel for me ngl.

 

[BrettyBoy]

Man, sucks when even work is unsafe for incels. I’d work anywhere personally still just for the sake of money.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Bus driver.

 

[Murdoch89]

A binman or litter picker

 

[TrueForcedIncel]

Does anyone know if something in it fits well? (Information technology) jobs. I'd just assume so since you'd be working with tech and not people but I'd for sure.

 

[Cuyen]

Being auto mechanic is best incel job tbh.