Serious Benefits of being incel

[Midwestcel]

1. You don't have to worry about a girlfriend nagging you
2. You'll never have to worry about a meddling mother in law
3. You'll save money from not having to buy condoms
4. You'll never have to pay for an abortion or have an unplanned pregnancy
5. You'll never catch an STD
6. You don't have to worry about a girl going in your closet and wearing your T shirts
7. You don't have to spend money on Valentines day

I'm trying to be more positive and look at things from the bright side. Feel free to add more to the list

 

[TheSecondComing]

cope unironically

 

[ThinTinyDickCel]

Copimus Maximus

 

[CursedCel]

kappa keepo

 

[Dionysus]

6. You don't have to worry about a girl going in your closet and wearing your T shirts

I would actually enjoy this.

 

[Aziz]

 

[Midwestcel]

kappa keepo

What does that mean?

 

[Deleted member 818]

Based apart from 6. Why would it bother you if a girl wears one of your shirts, and why would she wear them anyway?

 

[Midwestcel]

I would actually enjoy this.

You sure you don't mean #5?

 

[Deleted member 19971]

4. You'll never have to pay for an abortion or have an unplanned pregnancy
5. You'll never catch an STD

Condoms exist for a reason.

3. You'll save money from not having to buy condoms

You're coping too hard buddy boyo.

6. You don't have to worry about a girl going in your closet and wearing your T shirts

That would be cute.

 

[Midwestcel]

Based apart from 6. Why would it bother you if a girl wears one of your shirts, and why would she wear them anyway?

Some girls take their boyfriends t shirts and say "Teehee look I'm wearing one of my boyfriends shirts teehee"

No one who will put you down because you enjoy a certain hobby.

See...that's one benefit. Dancing Tyrone is catching on.

 

[Anonymous MG]

r/MGTOW

 

[Midwestcel]

Condoms exist for a reason.

Condoms can break. When my aunt was born, she was unplanned. My grandparents thought they were taking precautions but they failed.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Condoms can break. When my aunt was born, she was unplanned. My grandparents thought they were taking precautions but they failed.

Well yeah they have the chance of breaking, doesn't mean you should discard them entirely.

 

[Deleted member 23518]

the only actual benefit is that foids won't use relationships to enslave you (they will just use the government for this, teehee)
everything else is cope

 

[Murdoch89]

We will die sooner as well due to constant loneliness

 

[happiless]

all of those benefits, except 5, are outweighed by the reasons we have them

 

[ReallyRice]

 

[Transcended Trucel]

can fat fuck max for fatcels as it's over

 

[Midwestcel]

You're coping too hard buddy boyo.

A box of Trojan Lubricated Bareskin condoms cost $7.99 USD at Target. So if Chad buys a new box once a week for a whole year, there are 52 weeks in a year then he has spent $415.48. An incel on the other hand would have saved $415.48 and can use that money to buy stock in the Trojan company so everytime Chad buys condoms, he is helping to make an incel more money. Facts.

 

[Monk of Failure]

8. You will get plenty of uninterrupted time of reading books if you like reading.

 

[Iwanttolive]

I would actually enjoy this.

Some girls take their boyfriends t shirts and say "Teehee look I'm wearing one of my boyfriends shirts teehee"

This is annoying af and mild suifuel when I see it. I see it all the time irl when foids wear their boyfriend's conscript tees.

Jus a reminder I will never experience such a innocuous n teehee moment wif a foid.

 

[happiless]

9. You'll save time by fapping instead of having sex.

 

[Deleted member 16624]

cope unironically

 

[Midwestcel]

8. You will get plenty of uninterrupted time of reading books if you like reading.

Yep....that's another benefit

9. You'll save time by fapping instead of having sex.

That's right and you can use that time saved for other activities.

 

[Iwanttolive]

You get to have a bed all for yourself.

 

[happiless]

10. You'll save time by not having to party and speak to friends or foids.

 

[Midwestcel]

You get to have a bed all for yourself.

10. You'll save time by not having to party and speak to friends or foids.

And you don't have to speak to your girlfriend's foid friends

 

[Deleted member 17719]

I have thought about this too, for me I think it is being able to do what I want to in my free time and also picking my own holiday destinations. I also think there is something liberating about being a loser, you don't have to worry about fitting into society anymore.

 

[Iwanttolive]

I have a feeling IT will un-ironically take this thread seriously

 

[Midwestcel]

I have thought about this too, for me I think it is being able to do what I want to in my free time and also picking my own holiday destinations. I also think there is something liberating about being a loser, you don't have to worry about fitting into society anymore.

This is true.

 

[TINMAN]

11. Your average life expectancy is lower due to stress, loneliness and elevated suicide rate

 

[BachusPL]

You are actually right, but all this disadvantages (except for std and pregnancy) only concern non chads, because chads dont buy condoms for example, foids buy them.

 

[grondilu]

True... but all this doesn't outweigh the major drawback : your life is tasteless and depressing.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

unless the other guy got alimony at 18 years old or something, your life sucks more

 

[Midwestcel]

True... but all this doesn't outweigh the major drawback : your life is tasteless and depressing.

I wish I was a nile crocodile TBH

 

[TINMAN]

I wish I was a nile crocodile TBH

You're already in denial (this whole post is cope)

 

[Deleted member 18214]

r/MGTOW

 

[DeathtoallChads]

2. You'll never have to worry about a meddling mother in law

I would fuck the mother in law

 

[Zod]

Here are answers to your turbo copes OP:

1. You don't have to worry about a girlfriend nagging you
They don't nag Chad, they only nag him with constantly wanting sex which Chad likes.

2. You'll never have to worry about a meddling mother in law
Chad never gets to meet her, and if he does he fucks her as well.

3. You'll save money from not having to buy condoms
For Chad she is on birth control.

4. You'll never have to pay for an abortion or have an unplanned pregnancy.
For Chad she is on birth control.

5. You'll never catch an STD
For Chad she is faithful. ( btw Chad has no problem with a minor STD here and there (strong immune system), and white high class Stacies never have serious STDs like HIV. Only black trash has those and white Chad doesn't fuck that)

6. You don't have to worry about a girl going in your closet and wearing your T shirts
Chad doesn't have a problem with that because he is not autistic.

7. You don't have to spend money on Valentines day.
Chad never does. Maybe a 5 bucks box of chocolates, that's it.

 

[Midwestcel]

Here are answers to your turbo copes OP:

1. You don't have to worry about a girlfriend nagging you
They don't nag Chad, they only nag him with constantly wanting sex which Chad likes.

2. You'll never have to worry about a meddling mother in law
Chad never gets to meet her, and if he does he fucks her as well.

3. You'll save money from not having to buy condoms
For Chad she is on birth control.

4. You'll never have to pay for an abortion or have an unplanned pregnancy.
For Chad she is on birth control.

5. You'll never catch an STD
For Chad she is faithful. ( btw Chad has no problem with a minor STD here and there (strong immune system), and white high class Stacies never have serious STDs like HIV. Only black trash has those and white Chad doesn't fuck that)

6. You don't have to worry about a girl going in your closet and wearing your T shirts
Chad doesn't have a problem with that because he is not autistic.

7. You don't have to spend money on Valentines day.
Chad never does. Maybe a 5 bucks box of chocolates, that's it.

Stop raining on my parade.

 

[XerxesAzrael]

I would actually enjoy this.

Same, a girl wearing my t-shirts would be hot to me

 

[Deleted member 16624]

not being divorceraped

 

[Deleted member 23450]

r/MGTOW

not being divorceraped

mgtow.co

 

[The Incel Decade]

We will die sooner as well due to constant loneliness

That should be number 1

 

[Deleted member 20811]

I didn't know we were on copers.co...

 

[Akkadian]

Is me wanting to die another benefit? Jfl

 

[Deleted member 818]

Some girls take their boyfriends t shirts and say "Teehee look I'm wearing one of my boyfriends shirts teehee"

That doesn’t sound too bad honestly. I agree with the rest of the list.

 

[Neggr]

cope unironically

 

[Hate_my_life]

cope unironically

Copimus Maximus

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