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JFL Benefit of being an incel

you can steal money without being noticed
 
You save a fuck ton of cash on condoms.
 
You can be a member on incels.is
 
You're immune to STDs.
 
Your very existence triggers soy cucks on Reddit
 
You dont need to spend money on others.
 
No surprising unwanted pregnancy because your roasty is preganant from cheating on you with Chad.
 
You can hit the gym brutally.
 
Always STD free
 
No need to divorce an old foid.
 
No need to compromise on decisions.
 
The saving money thing is too real. I spend most of my cash on useless excess things and I don't even work. Only go to school and rely on my giant financialaidbux check each semester. I buy tons of toys and videogames.
 
Money thing is definitely real. Life is so cheap as an incel when you're not trying to impress anyone.
 
don't have to care about appearance

can make females suffer with your existence

don't have to worry about dating or dealing with females and their bullshit
 
Chad doesn’t even have to ask
 
-no std's
-no risk of living with crazy foids who will stab you
-no risk of breaking up or getting cheating on (it never began)
-no risk of divorce or getting divorce raped
-no risk of having substandard children (you won't even reproduce)
-save money without having to take care of foids or children - though the jews will still get you with taxation and inflation
-philosophically you are set apart from society and more capable of going your own way, less risk of wagecucking

Cost:
-you will never know what it is to be loved by a foid
-you will never know the joy of sex freely given, you will have to pay for it
-you will never reproduce
 
Your existance even if by far most of us are harmless scares Feminists, SJW's and Cuck Males ... kind of sweet we tick off those in power by breathing. And being 51 years old I don't have to be nice to people much what is some Chad going to do beat me up in my wheelchair for talking down to his likely skank girlfriend if the foid acts like one.
 
Thats if the escort agrees to see you.
 
Avoid divorcerape and all its various manifestations
Save money
Not get a broken heart
 
You're not a mainstream normie or an NPC. And you're also unique in your own way.
Inceldom is simply a state of (very) low SMV, nothing to do with NPCness or being a "mainstream normie", except that unlike in normies, you don't have normie SMV.
 
Don't have to worry about losing your looks.
Can't be accused of neglecting or abusing your children.
No embarassment of viagra prescriptions later on in life
No dirty tampons or sanitary towels in your bathroom bin.
Don't have to worry about forgetting anniversaries\birthdays or thinking of a presents to buy.
Belong to an exclusive, select club of like-minded individuals.
You'll probably die younger and so will save a lot of money overall.
 
No-one will ever bother you
 
Dont have to worry if your girlfriend cheat you
 
You can scare foids
 
you can go ER and everyone will be ok with it. "yea yea it was only a matter of time, he was weird, nobody liked him..."
 
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You could be rewarded an eternity in heaven for not fornicating
 

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