Being Mario seems to be good.

[I hate women]

You're a manlet who sleeps with Princess Stacy just for existing, sounds good

 

[AutistSupremacist]

He gets cucked by Bowser

 

[nakolas]

He gets cucked by Bowser

 

[I hate women]

He gets cucked by Bowser

naaa, Bowser is truecel

 

[Divineone]

 

[I hate women]

Well, at least in the movie; I'm not very familiar with the games.

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

He chases since decades after a toilet that gets kidnapped and fucked on a regular basis by a mutated dragon/turtle. Mario is a fucking cuck

 

[I hate women]

He chases since decades after a toilet that gets kidnapped and fucked on a regular basis by a mutated dragon/turtle. Mario is a fucking cuck

I was thinking about the movie when I made the thread

 

[Lonelyus]

You're a manlet who sleeps with Princess Stacy just for existing, sounds good

THE ENTIRE MARIO FRANCHISE IS BASED ON BEASTIALITY, BOWSER WANTS TO FUCK PEACH SO BADLY BUT MARIO ALWAYS COCKBLOCKS HIM!

 

[I hate women]

THE ENTIRE MARIO FRANCHISE IS BASED ON BEASTIALITY, BOWSER WANTS TO FUCK PEACH SO BADLY BUT MARIO ALWAYS COCKBLOCKS HIM!

brutal

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

I was thinking about the movie when I made the thread

well, 99% of people associate Mario with the games and not with the movie

 

[Hohenstaufen]

He chases since decades after a toilet that gets kidnapped and fucked on a regular basis by a mutated dragon/turtle. Mario is a fucking cuck

 

[I hate women]

well, 99% of people associate Mario with the games and not with the movie

My mistake, sorry

 

[PersonalityChad]

Being Wario is much better