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JFL being a woman is a full time job

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i wake up at 6.

i do yoga so i don't look stressed.

i do an ice bath for my face so i don't look puffy or tired.

i shave my peach fuzz that grows back every other day.

i take a shower (not too hot, because it's bad for your hair!) in which i shampoo my hair, add conditioner, while it sits wash my hands so they don't add oil to my face, wash my face, wash my body, exfoliate, shave everything, rinse the conditioner out.

i put on sunscreen. i put on moisturizer. slack is already blowing up.

i put on primer. i put on my makeup. blow out my hair.

i look at my closet that i've wasted so much money on perfecting and still feel like there's nothing to wear. i already have decision fatigue and it's 7:30 am. when i finally find an outfit, i realize i wore it last week so i can't wear it again. i pick out a different one.

i realize my hair looks frizzy, so i use a serum. then an oil.

Foid thinks she should be paid for dolling herself up for Chad :lul: :feelshaha:
 
The creepy guy is, in fact there! :feelsohgod:
 
id pay to see her head run over by an 18 wheeler and pop like a balloon
 
Roundhouse kick a woman into the concrete.
 
You can't unroastie your beef by worrying about oil on the skin of your nose
 
Foids live life on easy mode their whole life
 
and now madame live one day in the life of an autistic men i bet you will beg to return to your normal life before the sun rises because you couldnt deal with all the noise sensitivity and panic attacks at night
 
All that dolling up and she will be a run-through whore in her 30s without a husband, without children. Just a sad shell of a woman. The wall spares no one, and no amount of makeup will fix you.
 
No one's forcing you to do these things. You're doing them for Chad you dumb roastie.
 
All that dolling up and she will be a run-through whore in her 30s without a husband, without children. Just a sad shell of a woman. The wall spares no one, and no amount of makeup will fix you.
 
Men owe nothing to you, no one asked you to this sweaty :foidSoy:
 
Well tbh having to apply 14 different lotions on your face and follow a 88-step skincare routine every morning seems exhausting.

The thing is that no one obliges her to do this, no one forced her, she does it to herself. :feelshaha:
 
Foids work so hard so that they can become good creepshot material for me:ahegao:
 
Most of this shit is useless and she does for herself only. Some of it is just playing victim and the rest is just very basic stuff.

Imagine if she had real problems....
 
I wonder if that creepy guy is going to be on the train again, so I put my (pink) pepper spray in my work bag in case he follows me when I get off.
I think the parenthesized 'pink' gives away that this is a troll. I might be being overly incredulous.

Assuming that this is a real foid, that's the type of attitude she has toward some sub5 guy who's only commuting to his work to make a living. If that man is blackpilled, this is why he should be floorgazing. Women want you dead if you are not attractive and in too close proximity.
 
Bitch literally has a like better than 98% of men.

Complains.

:feelsUgh:
 
Wahh wahhhh
I have to look good for Chad, my life is so hard
 
reddit is just women.is at this point
 
She is right if you consider prostitution a job.
Reminder that the overwhelming majority of people on this forum think that prostitution is indeed a job.
 
Everything she does will make her look more stressed, tired and old. Only foids can manage to do the opposite of what you're suppose to do, jfl.
 
R.I.P. "creepy guy" who did nothing wrong and doesn't even know she exists.

Female should be in the DSM-5 at this point.
 
She wants to be paid to do nothing but get creampied by chad and bbc
 
lmao foids feel a lot of 'pressure' bc they're over-valued by society and expect a lot from themselves

w/e, that's just foid hysteria

males are underrated, and anything actually positive they do is spat on and ignored by society. arts like music and poetry, which used to be males depicting beauty, are now just foids crying about shit and celebrating ugliness

foids pretend that their life is hard, when they have no problems whatsoever. any 'problems' they have are just a result of them not being good enough to live up to their own hype. in fact, they all need to have more problems, they need to be torn down until males are no longer oppressed
 
Bla bla bla for i cant get chad
 
3rd world problems, I'm sure chad will happily escort you home to you're luxury 30k home in his 20k ferrari before whisking you off to the beach soaked sunset of California
 
Boo fucking hoo bitch she lives life on tutorial mode yet still complains :feelskek:
 
"Creepy Guy" meaning Sub 5 man fucking bitch is Chad only as always
 
She is right if you consider prostitution a job.
Reminder that the overwhelming majority of people on this forum think that prostitution is indeed a job.
I think you should consider a full-time ROPE job :feelsokman::feelshmm:
 
Interesting how she specified that her pepper spray is pink. Literally every industry caters to them, and being that she doesnt carry a gun instead means she some dipshit liberal or european


id pay to see her head run over by an 18 wheeler and pop like a balloon
:feelskek:
 


Most of this shit is useless and she does for herself only. Some of it is just playing victim and the rest is just very basic stuff.

Imagine if she had real problems....

She does this to rationalize her suffering that is empty. Shes doing this for hers

"I watch tv til i rot myself to sleep"

Sounds like shes living an extremely empty life without accomplishment, but must blame muh partiarchy,
 

The average male does 100 times more work on himself that. These low iq whores really think men get groomed by the wind. Shaving, regular haircuts, GYM(which alone is way way harder than what she describes), skincare, making ourselves smell good and meds for balding. This on top of doing 90% of the work which keeps the economy floating and providing for a wife and kid.
 
YOGA?

I travel 200 miles once every few months to fix my hair. I lost 100 pounds in weight which consisted of stressful
HITT exercises in which I was doing 8 hours of exercise a week. Improved my wardrobe and had professionals
re-write my dating profile and take good pictures. I then worked extremely hard at my companies and learned
all kinds of peripheral knowledge in order to out-perform others at work.

I sit here today with no real tangible results besides a few glass awards from my company. No monetary
benefit, no dates, nothing. I save our client £1000s a week while they pay me minimum wage. I am unable
to join other companies because work is dry in the area.
 
"I'm a victim because I choose to do all of this stuff"
 
She can have a sexually active life therefore all her problems are insignificant compared to my problems.
 

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