Lv99_BixNood
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i wake up at 6.
i do yoga so i don't look stressed.
i do an ice bath for my face so i don't look puffy or tired.
i shave my peach fuzz that grows back every other day.
i take a shower (not too hot, because it's bad for your hair!) in which i shampoo my hair, add conditioner, while it sits wash my hands so they don't add oil to my face, wash my face, wash my body, exfoliate, shave everything, rinse the conditioner out.
i put on sunscreen. i put on moisturizer. slack is already blowing up.
i put on primer. i put on my makeup. blow out my hair.
i look at my closet that i've wasted so much money on perfecting and still feel like there's nothing to wear. i already have decision fatigue and it's 7:30 am. when i finally find an outfit, i realize i wore it last week so i can't wear it again. i pick out a different one.
i realize my hair looks frizzy, so i use a serum. then an oil.
Foid thinks she should be paid for dolling herself up for Chad