JFL Being a "badboy" doesn't work

[Fullofhate]

I have a criminal record and have to report to a parole board every week but nobody would think I have one because I lack tattoos, I'm a lanklet and I am quiet. So anybody considering doing an armed robbery or some other form of stupidity don't do it. Not worth it. You won't get the results that come with it and on top of that you'll be treated like second class scum for a mistake you've made in your past (cops are dicks).

 

[TomathonClancy]

Girls don’t like bad boys they like attractive guys

 

[Copecell]

Badboy = alpha male chad
Criminal incel = loser

 

[Fungi]

I stole a drink from a market once because the line was too long and I was already drinking it.

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

Having "looks" enhances your "bad boy" image as thats what you may be missing. This is analogous to having a good face that enhance your muscles or your gymcel like physique.

 

[Fullofhate]

I stole a drink from a market once because the line was too long and I was already drinking it.

This made me LOL for real.

Having "looks" enhances your "bad boy" image as thats you may be missing. This is analogous to having a good face that enhance your muscles or your gymcel like physique.

I don't have a gymcel physique at all lol. I have a runner's body if anything.

If I went to prison I'd be eaten alive. I was lucky I escaped such a fate but this shit is repetitive.

Badboy = alpha male chad
Criminal incel = loser

Pretty much sums it up. Also, if you mention you have a record to a foid they will get scared. They won't like you.

 

[Dunkelheit]

pigs gonna pig. Around here the cops are the biggest criminals srs. Jumping reds, abusing the sirens (no ghetto around here), speeding 20 over, hitting HS teens, stalking smokers, parking on handicap, etc

 

[Fullofhate]

pigs gonna pig. Around here the cops are the biggest criminals srs. Jumping reds, abusing the sirens (no ghetto around here), speeding 20 over, hitting HS teens, stalking smokers, parking on handicap, etc

I don't have a train ticket and have a valid excuse; "you've already been in trouble with the police before so expect a fine". JFL.

 

[TheRealCaamib]

I have a criminal record and have to report to a parole board every week but nobody would think I have one because I lack tattoos, I'm a lanklet and I am quiet. So anybody considering doing an armed robbery or some other form of stupidity don't do it. Not worth it. You won't get the results that come with it and on top of that you'll be treated like second class scum for a mistake you've made in your past (cops are dicks).

So there's your problem. You have a record but nobody knows you did anything. Get some tattoos, stop being quiet and hurt some woman physically badly, take her life if need be. Killing women gets other women crazy about you.

 

[Fullofhate]

So there's your problem. You have a record but nobody knows you did anything. Get some tattoos, stop being quiet and hurt some woman physically badly, take her life if need be. Killing women gets other women crazy about you.

I do one thing wrong within the next 2 years and I could spent 5 years inside. I'm not going to make it 5 years inside lol.

 

[diogenes]

What did you do?

 

[Fullofhate]

What did you do?

King hit a chad.

 

[diogenes]

King hit a chad.

Cool.

 

[Fullofhate]

Cool.

Yeah. That was when he was "roasting" me about my hair and trying to get confirmation from all his friends. I was seething with rage and didn't think I had it in me. But there you go, even a weak lanklet can reach a boiling point.

 

[TheRealCaamib]

I do one thing wrong within the next 2 years and I could spent 5 years inside. I'm not going to make it 5 years inside lol.

Well, duh. Don't get caught.

 

[AR15]

Armed robbery is only worth it if there is a decent take. Don't rob banks and get less than $3500, rob drug dealers for their cash and stash.

 

[EthnicelNL]

Girls don’t like bad boys they like attractive guys

High IQ respons

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

King hit a chad.

How does that get you a criminal record? Did he go crying to the police?

 

[EARTH]

Here's my criminal history:

Parents phoned the police on me for acting very angry: Police escorted me out of the house. Parents let me back in the next day.

Shoplifted a Calvin Klein wallet from a store: Sat in the back of the police car. Officer drove me home and let me off with no charge (white halo-effect?)

Fraud over $5000: Never caught. This one was fucking exhilarating.

 

[Akkadian]

the only "badboy" they like would be an average looking small time criminal who sells weed or similar, not a fucking bank robber.

 

[Fullofhate]

How does that get you a criminal record? Did he go crying to the police?

After I did that I walked off. About half an hour later I was confronted by two uniformed police offers who wanted to escort me back to the police station.

After I was interviewed at length about the "assault" I was charged and had to sit in a holding cell for 6 hours while they took my fingerprints and my mugshot (which I want to see but have no way of finding it lmao).

 

[Incellectual]

Girls don’t like bad boys they like attractive guys

This. You cant change your personality to get girls, they wont even consider you if you dont look good enough.

 

[Deleted member 5861]

Badboy = alpha male chad
Criminal incel = loser

 

[Flabcel Repulsive]

After I did that I walked off. About half an hour later I was confronted by two uniformed police offers who wanted to escort me back to the police station.

After I was interviewed at length about the "assault" I was charged and had to sit in a holding cell for 6 hours while they took my fingerprints and my mugshot (which I want to see but have no way of finding it lmao).

What a pussy chad, reporting "the assault" to the cops.

Nevertheless, well done!

 

[Deleted member 1042]

You know how females are attracted to villains. Yea, it is because they are goodlooking and tall.

 

[Fullofhate]

What a pussy chad, reporting "the assault" to the cops.

Nevertheless, well done!

I can only imagine I made him upset because I may have damaged his perfect face.

 

[Reprobus]

So there's your problem. You have a record but nobody knows you did anything. Get some tattoos, stop being quiet and hurt some woman physically badly, take her life if need be. Killing women gets other women crazy about you.

He's right OP if you're going to actually attract foids you would have to do something completely insane that would get you locked up for life, on top of that you would have to make sure you're noticed.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Fraud over $5000: Never caught. This one was fucking exhilarating.

Would be serious LifeFuel if it was from someone rich so there was no real guilt

 

[Fullofhate]

He's right OP if you're going to actually attract foids you would have to do something completely insane that would get you locked up for life, on top of that you would have to make sure you're noticed.

Yeah but you'd have to juggle fucking crazies between rape sessions at prison.

 

[TheRealCaamib]

Yeah but you'd have to juggle fucking crazies between rape sessions at prison.

I told you that it is crucial you don't get caught. If my victims could have identified me it immediately made them into somebody who was to never speak again.

 

[Evidential]

You have to be on TV/news if you want status as a "badboy"

 

[Evildoer]

Nothing works when you're ugly.

 

[averageblokecel]

Yeah but you'd have to juggle fucking crazies between rape sessions at prison.

accept the BBC tyronne pill

 

[acnescarcel]

i think it only works if you get some fame for your crime