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Serious Being a 30 year old virgin is so brutal

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Like, people consider themselves late bloomers when they haven't had a first kiss by 20-21. What then would they consider me? A wizard who hasn't spoken to a female my age (for something that wasn't work/school related) in several years.

There's no recovering from that even if ended up getting some kind of arranged marriage.

And they whole wizard power thing at 30 is a lie, I'm still just an ordinary sand nigga with no magical powers.
 
Warner Bros Thank You GIF by Harry Potter
 
Like, people consider themselves late bloomers when they haven't had a first kiss by 20-21. What then would they consider me? A wizard who hasn't spoken to a female my age (for something that wasn't work/school related) in several years.

There's no recovering from that even if ended up getting some kind of arranged marriage.

And they whole wizard power thing at 30 is a lie, I'm still just an ordinary sand nigga with no magical powers.
Brutal
 
I didn't make it till 30, as a virgin. I fucked escorts shortly before turning 30.

I could have been a great wizard. :/
 
normies don't even believe it's possible to be a virgin at 30
 
normies don't even believe it's possible to be a virgin at 30
People who are still virgin in their 20s usually just pay for prostitutes once they have disposable income from their job
 
wait till you get to 40, then 50
 
And they whole wizard power thing at 30 is a lie
I'd suggest you interpret it less literally. You may have developed mental qualities that normies can't even understand.
 
People who are still virgin in their 20s usually just pay for prostitutes once they have disposable income from their job
Prostitutes are so ugly where I live.
 
I'm gonna be a 30 yo virgin next month :feelscry:
 
Three more years for me. I'll probably just join a monastery or something after that.
 
I’m 21 this is what I’ve got to look forward to
 
shit come a couple months and it’s another “happy” birthday for me. i’ve already been a wizard
 

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