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LifeFuel Beardmaxxing is 110% LEGIT (jawcels & chincels GTFIH)

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Guy went from incel to getting worshipped by ethnic foids.

If you don't grow a beard, you are a volcel.
 
If you're an ugly beta boy or rice/bean/blackcel you won't be able to grow a beard.

If you're a curry, you can likely grow a beard but will look like a terrorist if you do.

Beards are only for white people.
 
If you're a curry, you can likely grow a beard but will look like a terrorist if you do.

What about this curry:
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I can't beardmaxx.

I already tried maxxing out my beard and it only grows a stub.

Boymaxxing>beardmaxxing
 
My beard looks like shit and I can’t grow a mustache at all. The one time I had a beard, foids literally thought I was Amish because I had no mustache. (yes, they are dumb as fuck)
 
My beard looks like shit and I can’t grow a mustache at all. The one time I had a beard, foids literally thought I was Amish because I had no mustache. (yes, they are dumb as fuck)
Should've tried infiltrating an Amish community :lul:
 
Should've tried infiltrating an Amish community :lul:
I’d love to fuck an Amish chick and marry her within a community. Amish chicks don’t wear makeup and they actually know how to cook and take care of a house. They are pretty much uneducated and raised on strong Christian values and the community shames them into being loyal to their husbands. Divorce is not sanctioned and women that give them problems get excommunicated.

Only problem is they are very xenophobic so it’s hard to just become Amish and not having the internet or electricity would fucking suck ngl.
 
Only problem is they are very xenophobic so it’s hard to just become Amish and not having the internet or electricity would fucking suck ngl.

Honestly I bet most of us would be happier once we acclimated to the change. All this Internet doesn't make us happier. It's just a necessity of modern life and "progress" and we are addicted to it.
 
Honestly I bet most of us would be happier once we acclimated to the change. All this Internet doesn't make us happier. It's just a necessity of modern life and "progress" and we are addicted to it.
High IQ
 
I’d love to fuck an Amish chick and marry her within a community. Amish chicks don’t wear makeup and they actually know how to cook and take care of a house. They are pretty much uneducated and raised on strong Christian values and the community shames them into being loyal to their husbands. Divorce is not sanctioned and women that give them problems get excommunicated.

Only problem is they are very xenophobic so it’s hard to just become Amish and not having the internet or electricity would fucking suck ngl.
Just Be Born Amish theory :feelsrope:
 
Most incels could never grow a beard like that
 
Beardfrauding a fucked lower third isn't enough. I can grow a beard like that but I keep it short instead (more manageable) and it doesn't compensate for the other flaws.
 
the beard is the salvation of many but it does not usually grow so much if you have shitty genetics
 
I can't grow a single hair on my entire body.

My genetics have gone to extensive measures to ensure I am fucked in every category.
 
If I could grow a beard, I'd probably gain 2 points on the looks scale. Alas, I can't.
 
i have a huge beard but its ugly AF
i keep it cuz without it i look like a kid.
 
If only your lower third is a problem and you can grow a full beard, go for it.
 
What's the trick to preventing irritation & rashes with beards like that?
 
If you're an ugly beta boy or rice/bean/blackcel you won't be able to grow a beard.

If you're a curry, you can likely grow a beard but will look like a terrorist if you do.

Beards are only for white people.
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Tfw you can't grow a beard:feelsbadman::feelscry:
 
i have a huge beard but its ugly AF
i keep it cuz without it i look like a kid.
My beard isn't huge but I suffer from the same Benjamin Button syndrome without a beard. I legit have been pulled over by cops because I look too young to drive (or I'm out past curfew).
 
I would grow a beard but I don’t want to look like a soyboy
 
I want to grow a beard but the beard doesn't want to grow.
 
Beards work for whites and blacks who only really have flaws with their lower thirds. I would try growing a beard if I could but I think my weak cheeks and beta eyes negate any sex appeal I could’ve picked up otherwise.
 
I can only grow a Johnny Depp type of "beard", kind of like pic related, but not as thick on the chin. My moustache and soul patch look identical to his.

I can only grow a total of maybe 50-100 hairs on each cheek, a few dozen hairs around my adam's apple and thin wispy sideburns. Basically, nothing connects and the hairs almost look like pubes and there's not many of them. I don't even think my cheek and chin hair can grow more than 3-4mm.
A year ago I went 2 months without shaving. My mustache and soul patch grew at a decent rate (around 1.5cm in length), but chin and cheek hair seemed to have stopped at 3-4mm.
Low T strikes again.

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I don't have the hair or eyebrows.
 
Beardmaxxing is cope, unless you are ogre/homelessmaxxing.
 
cant grow a beard if my life depended on it, only a mustache
 
I have the facial hair of a 13yo white kid
 

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