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Beach field report

TheRealChincel

TheRealChincel

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No, no, not a PUA one just general observations at the beach.

Very few Chads or Stacies, a good amount of looksmatched couples or the guy being a little below the girl. Considering what we know about mating habits, this is the "public" face women display, betcha you rarely see these women with these guys at night.

The guys were either all dadbods or worked out, few skinny or average builds. Women, of course, ranged from very thin to very fat.

Every fifth word I heard women say in passing was boyfriend, guy, boytoy, etc. Guys would talk about anything from sports to daycare for their kid.

Ethnic women wore more revealing clothing while white women mostly stuck to one piece swimsuits/outfits. Looking IS a crime here as a beta will either approach you or say something. It's a hassle an incel doesn't need.

The more attractive people show up later than the less attractive, probably due to partying the night before. Ol' Dadbod either went to the club/bar and struck out going home early or never went out in the first place.

inb4 "incel emerges from his basement" comments from lurking rabbits or "autism overload", these are insights that can help brave beachcels. I would imagine these observations don't hold up in places like SoCal or Miami.
 
autism overload
 
You can learn a lot by people watching.
 
i dont see how you goto the beach and never had a girlfriend...

its concentrated suicidefuel to me at least
 
i dont see how you goto the beach and never had a girlfriend...

its concentrated suicidefuel to me at least

I used to go to a park during the summer but the stupid staff let it get overrun with weeds so the beach nearby is really the last place for me to get a good jog in. There were two moments today when I prayed for Gandy to take me today, when I saw a couple fucking in the water and a girl in a string bikini being massaged and cooing.
 

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