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Parrtlord

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Shitting is so peaceful in a private bathroom.. Seriously if you have the knowhow you can seriously pimp out your bathroom experience...

1: Get a space heater and plug it in close to you.. It’s great during the winter.. If you live in warm climate, get a fan..

2: Upgrade your toilet, or just get a nice cushy toilet seat..

3: Light some scented candles :soy: It sounds soy I know..

4:Soak your feet while shitting...

5. Browze the internet on your phone..or just use your imagination if you’re broke

Honestly there are many ways you can maximize your bathroom experience.. The bathroom is mans last refuge tbh.. Make that time the bedroom of your life.. If foids take fucking forever in there why can’t we??

Hope you enjoy!
 
It only takes me like 5 minutes or less to take a shit. Why would i soak my feet and light seated candles when I'm not staying in there for long
 
It only takes me like 5 minutes or less to take a shit. Why would i soak my feet and light seated candles when I'm not staying in there for long

It’s just not for shitting.. Light candles when you take a bath or fap
 
It only takes me like 5 minutes or less to take a shit. Why would i soak my feet and light seated candles when I'm not staying in there for long
i also pee in bottles and shit in bags because im too lazy to go to the bathroom
 
It only takes me like 5 minutes or less to take a shit. Why would i soak my feet and light seated candles when I'm not staying in there for long
This. Don't understand how it takes people years to squeeze off a chud.
 
Toilet

I love having my own bathroom. It's so nice not having to wait your turn, or having to hurry up for anyone. I sit on the throne as long as i want while I listening to music on my bluetooth headset. Take long, hot showers too. It also makes my place bigger, as I only have one other room.

Then this happened.
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I love having my own bathroom. It's so nice not having to wait your turn, or having to hurry up for anyone. I sit on the throne as long as i want while I listening to music on my bluetooth headset. Take long, hot showers too. It also makes my place bigger, as I only have one other room.

Then this happened.
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:feelsohgod:

clogs me
 
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I love having my own bathroom. It's so nice not having to wait your turn, or having to hurry up for anyone. I sit on the throne as long as i want while I listening to music on my bluetooth headset. Take long, hot showers too. It also makes my place bigger, as I only have one other room.

Then this happened.
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This is why streetshitting is superior tbh
 
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I love having my own bathroom. It's so nice not having to wait your turn, or having to hurry up for anyone. I sit on the throne as long as i want while I listening to music on my bluetooth headset. Take long, hot showers too. It also makes my place bigger, as I only have one other room.

Then this happened.
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NSFL :feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod:
 
Didnt we just fucking have this thread? Im tired of getting triggered here
 
Anyone else shit naked?
 

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