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@Dr. Autismo what was it like in the slammer bruv?

 

[Paladin]

 

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[Dr. Autismo]

@Dr. Autismo what was it like in the slammer bruv?

hmp bristol was ok, but it was boring as fuck.
your not allowed computers, laptops, phones or consoles, all you get is a tv in your cell with a few channels on it, and you spend most of your time in your cell until the guards let you out.
i also got my own cell which was pretty cool, i didn't want to use the toilet in front of my cellmate.

the wing i was on was understaffed, there would only be like 3 guards on shift.
it would take them fucking ages for them to bring mandatory crap for my cell that all other prisoners were allowed to have like a tv or my weekly food parcel.
i never got a chair, curtains or a phone for my cell despite asking for them multiple times.
it also took weeks for me to get a job as a wing cleaner, and when i finally got the job, i was a few days from being released.
scully and crawford can both go fuck themselves.

the only prisoners were ok, i didn't really want to interact with them too much.
i recognized someone i knew from my town in prison, so seeing him locked up too was pretty funny.
this one prisoner i hated, an ugly tallfag mentalcel called burgess told me that i looked like a pedophile, i came real close to punching him but didn't.

in hmp bristol, there were no gangs, or any violence going on, except for one fight i heard happen but didn't see.
and one time, the guards were going around doing cell searches because prisoners were trying to hide in other cells.
i didn't tell the other prisoners that i got locked up for assaulting foid, as i was advised not to do so by a guard and an insider.

all in all, i rate hmp bristol 2 stars out of 5.

 

[Pancakecel]

hmp bristol was ok, but it was boring as fuck.
your not allowed computers, laptops, phones or consoles, all you get is a tv in your cell with a few channels on it, and you spend most of your time in your cell until the guards let you out.
i also got my own cell which was pretty cool, i didn't want to use the toilet in front of my cellmate.

the wing i was on was understaffed, there would only be like 3 guards on shift.
it would take them fucking ages for them to bring mandatory crap for my cell that all other prisoners were allowed to have like a tv or my weekly food parcel.
i never got a chair, curtains or a phone for my cell despite asking for them multiple times.
it also took weeks for me to get a job as a wing cleaner, and when i finally got the job, i was a few days from being released.
scully and crawford can both go fuck themselves.

the only prisoners were ok, i didn't really want to interact with them too much.
i recognized someone i knew from my town in prison, so seeing him locked up too was pretty funny.
this one prisoner i hated, an ugly tallfag mentalcel called burgess told me that i looked like a pedophile, i came real close to punching him but didn't.

in hmp bristol, there were no gangs, or any violence going on, except for one fight i heard happen but didn't see.
and one time, the guards were going around doing cell searches because prisoners were trying to hide in other cells.
i didn't tell the other prisoners that i got locked up for assaulting foid, as i was advised not to do so by a guard and an insider.

all in all, i rate hmp bristol 2 stars out of 5.

How's your new flat

 

[Dr. Autismo]

How's your new flat

mogs my previous one.
i would upload a vid, but i need a new charger for my phone, i'll get one next week.
the neighbour i've seen and interacted with so far was this one foid who lives about me.
i heard her fucking someone last night, as i documented right here.

i can hear my foid neighbour having sex upstairs rn

this foid in her late 30s lives in a flat above me (no pun intended). i met her when i was smoking a cigarette outside the flat on wednesday and she got back from her job. we both talked for a bit and she told a little bit about the town we lived in. i met her again on thursday when i was going...

incels.is

 

[Shark]

hmp bristol was ok, but it was boring as fuck.
your not allowed computers, laptops, phones or consoles, all you get is a tv in your cell with a few channels on it, and you spend most of your time in your cell until the guards let you out.
i also got my own cell which was pretty cool, i didn't want to use the toilet in front of my cellmate.

the wing i was on was understaffed, there would only be like 3 guards on shift.
it would take them fucking ages for them to bring mandatory crap for my cell that all other prisoners were allowed to have like a tv or my weekly food parcel.
i never got a chair, curtains or a phone for my cell despite asking for them multiple times.
it also took weeks for me to get a job as a wing cleaner, and when i finally got the job, i was a few days from being released.
scully and crawford can both go fuck themselves.

the only prisoners were ok, i didn't really want to interact with them too much.
i recognized someone i knew from my town in prison, so seeing him locked up too was pretty funny.
this one prisoner i hated, an ugly tallfag mentalcel called burgess told me that i looked like a pedophile, i came real close to punching him but didn't.

in hmp bristol, there were no gangs, or any violence going on, except for one fight i heard happen but didn't see.
and one time, the guards were going around doing cell searches because prisoners were trying to hide in other cells.
i didn't tell the other prisoners that i got locked up for assaulting foid, as i was advised not to do so by a guard and an insider.

all in all, i rate hmp bristol 2 stars out of 5.

What was the food like? I heard food in prison is often quite shit

 

[Dr. Autismo]

What was the food like? I heard food in prison is often quite shit

it kinda was, during lunch they served cheese, chicken or ham in buns and not bread.
they also really loved their rice too, they served it on most meals.

 

[PureImagination]

hmp bristol was ok, but it was boring as fuck.
your not allowed computers, laptops, phones or consoles, all you get is a tv in your cell with a few channels on it, and you spend most of your time in your cell until the guards let you out.
i also got my own cell which was pretty cool, i didn't want to use the toilet in front of my cellmate.

the wing i was on was understaffed, there would only be like 3 guards on shift.
it would take them fucking ages for them to bring mandatory crap for my cell that all other prisoners were allowed to have like a tv or my weekly food parcel.
i never got a chair, curtains or a phone for my cell despite asking for them multiple times.
it also took weeks for me to get a job as a wing cleaner, and when i finally got the job, i was a few days from being released.
scully and crawford can both go fuck themselves.

the only prisoners were ok, i didn't really want to interact with them too much.
i recognized someone i knew from my town in prison, so seeing him locked up too was pretty funny.
this one prisoner i hated, an ugly tallfag mentalcel called burgess told me that i looked like a pedophile, i came real close to punching him but didn't.

in hmp bristol, there were no gangs, or any violence going on, except for one fight i heard happen but didn't see.
and one time, the guards were going around doing cell searches because prisoners were trying to hide in other cells.
i didn't tell the other prisoners that i got locked up for assaulting foid, as i was advised not to do so by a guard and an insider.

all in all, i rate hmp bristol 2 stars out of 5.

Prison Stories are interesting asf for some reason

 

[psyop]

hmp bristol was ok, but it was boring as fuck.
your not allowed computers, laptops, phones or consoles, all you get is a tv in your cell with a few channels on it, and you spend most of your time in your cell until the guards let you out.
i also got my own cell which was pretty cool, i didn't want to use the toilet in front of my cellmate.

the wing i was on was understaffed, there would only be like 3 guards on shift.
it would take them fucking ages for them to bring mandatory crap for my cell that all other prisoners were allowed to have like a tv or my weekly food parcel.
i never got a chair, curtains or a phone for my cell despite asking for them multiple times.
it also took weeks for me to get a job as a wing cleaner, and when i finally got the job, i was a few days from being released.
scully and crawford can both go fuck themselves.

the only prisoners were ok, i didn't really want to interact with them too much.
i recognized someone i knew from my town in prison, so seeing him locked up too was pretty funny.
this one prisoner i hated, an ugly tallfag mentalcel called burgess told me that i looked like a pedophile, i came real close to punching him but didn't.

in hmp bristol, there were no gangs, or any violence going on, except for one fight i heard happen but didn't see.
and one time, the guards were going around doing cell searches because prisoners were trying to hide in other cells.
i didn't tell the other prisoners that i got locked up for assaulting foid, as i was advised not to do so by a guard and an insider.

all in all, i rate hmp bristol 2 stars out of 5.

Were there any spiceheads on the wing

 

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[Dr. Autismo]

Were there any spiceheads on the wing

probably, if there were i didn't know any because cannabis in prison is contraband.
i didn't interact with the other prisoners much, i mostly kept myself to myself.
there were a few niggers and pakis too, but most of the other prisoners on my wing were white.