Based Based University evicts honors girls dorm to clear room for Coronies

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My university has exceeded all expectations and EVICTED the entire female honors dormitory to turn into a quarantine for the Corona-impaired. They were given less than 8 hours to get their shit OUT OUT OUT. Their rooms are, well, were upscale and carpeted, while their male counterparts (myself included), wallow in mold infested rooms and have to share a bathroom with 12 men.

I sat outside our buildings main entrance smiling and sipping lemonade (it’s finally warm outside) and watching them haul their shit inside. It’s the most low inhib thing I’ve done all year.
 
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Swimcell said:
My university has exceeded all expectations and EVICTED the entire female honors dormitory to turn into a quarantine for the Corona-impaired. They were given less than 8 hours to get their shit OUT OUT OUT. Their rooms are, well, were upscale and carpeted, while their male counterparts (myself included), wallow in mold infested rooms and have to share a bathroom with 12 men.

I sat outside our buildings main entrance smiling and sipping lemonade (it’s finally warm outside) and watching them haul their shit inside. It’s the most low inhib thing I’ve done all year.
Lol.

Hope the corona crowd leaves the place a wreck so they can never move back in. Maybe have it condemned afterwards as a bioharzard lol.
 
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Spit on the carpet!

Sniff the beds!
 
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Emba said:
Spit on the carpet!

Sniff the beds!
Mmmmm delicious. Now that I think about it if I get sick infected I get to sleep where a girl did. I’d be what you incels call “Chad”.

smell ya later virgins, I’ve got a round trip to Wuhan to book :feelsYall:
 
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Swimcell said:
Their rooms are, well, were upscale and carpeted, while their male counterparts (myself included), wallow in mold infested rooms and have to share a bathroom with 12 men.
Man, i thought this was supposed to be lifefuel :feelsseriously:
:lul::feelsgah::feelsclown:
 
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ShyManlet said:
Man, i thought this was supposed to be lifefuel :feelsseriously:
:lul::feelsgah::feelsclown:
It is bro. Now they get to live in the stink pit. Since Corona-Chan infects mostly males, many of us will be living the high life in their upscale apartments.
 
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It is bro. Now they get to live in the stink pit. Since Corona-Chan infects mostly males, many of us will be living the high life in their upscale apartments.
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Are u fucking serious bro, dont you have to be diagnosed with the virus first to live there tho? :lul:
They been living in there this whole time while men have to catch corona virus to live there :feelsgah:
 
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Are u fucking serious bro, dont you have to be diagnosed with the virus first to live there tho? :lul:
They been living in there this whole time while men have to catch corona virus to live there :feelsgah:
It’s better than them living there the whole time. Plus now that they’re used to living in luxury, they get to enjoy the delicious, rust-colored cum water I’m forced to drink every day. Bon appétit mademoiselle :feelshmm: